You might remember Jesse Jordan from one of my favorite gay porn trailers of 2012. In the clip, he plays a student who ditches class because he doesn’t want to “do the whole English anymore”. When his teacher, Mr. Trevor Knight, catches him in the bathroom, he […]
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Doctors and Dads 2: Joe Gage Pushes The Boundaries (Yet Again)
“You know we shouldn’t be doing this…” That’s the tagline for Doctors and Dads 2, the latest offering from gay porn director Joe Gage‘s ongoing Sex Files series. The characters sound like they could be the subjects of a really bad dirty joke—the doctor, the rookie cop, […]
Hot or Not: Getting Fingered
This question goes out to all of you, because let’s face it—some tops love getting fingered and some bottoms hate it. Generally, my stock response to the latter group tends to be that they’ve just never met the right finger… I tell them to hang […]
Guys In Sweatpants: The Best Website In The HISTORY OF THE INTERNET?!?!?
Hey everyone! It’s Dewitt’s Dick again, and I am here to tell you about Austin Wilde and Anthony Romero‘s new website Guys In Sweatpants! You might already be familiar with it… But did you know that they are relaunching it as a hardcore porn site, featuring […]
Fuck Vs. Fuck: Jimmy Durano’s Bottom Bitches
Let’s get ready to rumble! It’s time for another thrilling round of Fuck Vs. Fuck, the “Who Wore It Better?” of dicks up butts. This week, the dick in question belongs to Jimmy Durano, and the buttholes answering its primal call can be found between […]
Twink Tank: Colton Fox
The best thing about gay porn newcomer Colton Fox is that you just know he’s going to get better with age. I’m not saying I wouldn’t hold this boy down and fuck him senseless today, but after ten years and a couple extra pounds on […]
The Cock Buffet: Brought To You By Hot Canadian Men
What a peculiar coincidence! Shortly after Ben Driver discussed Canadian porn stars (and his gigantic penis) in an interview with guest blogger Lawrence, we discovered that there’s a brand new site specifically dedicated to those hunky fellows up north. It’s called Men of Montreal, and the […]
Thank Cock It’s Friday: Abele Place Is Banging Nick Sterling, So Why The FUCK Do You Still Have Your Pants On?
The good folks at Randy Blue avoided the ill fate of “a very, very terrible miracle” by bringing back hairy-chested, uncut jock Abele Place for some hardcore action. They must have read our minds that we wanted to see him paired with beefy god Nick […]
Woof Alert: Dirk Caber
It’s time for the long overdue inclusion of Dirk Caber in our Woof Alert series! As some of you might already know, Dirk and his partner Jesse Jackman are two of the most passionate performers in the gay porn industry, rarely (if ever) turning in […]
The Amateur Hour: Pseudo-Double Penetration With A Soundtrack
This video of two men banging to Cat Power‘s “Empty Shell” gave us a big laugh (and an even bigger boner) while we were browsing through amateur site Post Him. There’s just something so fucking hilarious about these dudes going at it in such a primal, […]











