Can someone please notify Dirty Tony that being a nerd was never this much fun? In a recent scene, a bespectacled young man drops down on his knees for four hung studs, draining each cock to the very last drop. It doesn’t take much for […]
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Secret Sex: Adam Wheeler
Since moving to the Boston area, I’ve read a lot about Adam Wheeler in the local newspapers. The twenty-four year old Delaware native scammed his way into Harvard University, and he recently pleaded guilty to twenty counts of larceny, identity fraud and other charges. As […]
Secret Sex: Michael “The Miz” Mizanin
Earlier this week, a reader suggested Michael “The Miz” Mizanin for an upcoming edition of our Would You Hit That series. Considering I haven’t watched professional wrestling or The Real World since eighth grade, the name didn’t ring a bell at all. But apparently he’s […]
Secret Sex: Austin Armacost
Despite my occasional bad taste in television, I’ve somehow managed to avoid Logo’s The A-List: New York. The preview alone had me crying quietly in a dark corner! As much as I love celebrity photographer Mike Ruiz, there’s no way that I could stomach his […]
Everything Butt: Samuel O’Toole
In the span of nine months, a woman could get pregnant and have a baby. With that in mind, I’d like to announce to all of you that Samuel O’Toole is pregnant! Okay, so that’s totally a lie, but he did get a whole lot […]
Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: Curtis McCoy
As soon as we laid eyes on Curtis McCoy, we didn’t know whether to feature him in our Cock-A-Doodle Do Me or Everything Butt series. This boy is blessed in the front and the back, and we’re going to storm the Randy Blue offices if […]
Twink Tank: Jayden Ellis
Every now and then, we come across a guy who’s almost too adorable for gay porn, and there’s no doubt whether Jayden Ellis falls into this category. He’s the human equivalent of a cute woodland creature from Snow White. It’s not easy to look at […]
Quickie: Norb P.
“Bad boys, bad boys! What you gonna do? What you gonna do when I cum on you?” Wait, those aren’t the actual words to the song? Perhaps we’ll need to change the lyrics after getting a glimpse of this New York-based model’s portfolio. Obviously, reggae […]
Everything Butt: Ash Taylor
A few of you may recognize Ash Taylor from one of last week‘s more controversial posts. We thought we’d give him another spin, because this boy deserves some attention outside of all the drama. Plus, we’d rather not foster the misconception that every Randy Blue […]
iPhone Wars: Battle of The Booty (Part IV)
After last week’s Battle of The Anonymous Cock, it only seemed logical to pay homage to the other side. For today’s edition of iPhone Wars, we’ve rounded up four luscious rumps that are simply begging for a spanking. Are you ready for all this jelly? […]