Shit, bitches! I’m just now getting the fuck out of my bed. My boy Benji kept me up all night getting schwasted on Jäger shots while he jerked off to some titty porn, and now I’m waking up with a nasty-ass ache in my jaw and […]
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Straight Guys Are Gay: The Homoerotic Heteros of “Whoa, Dude!”
My favorite tall person with a beard, Jonny McGovern, promised he’d fuck me for a good post about “Whoa, Dude!“, his new web-series that brings together the “funniest intentionally and unintentionally homoerotic clips created by your fave local frat boys, skaters military men, jocks and […]
“You’re Gonna Wake Up Pregnant & This Is Not Even Mexico.”
I hope you’re all clicking through just to find out what the quote in the headline means, because I honestly have no idea what to tell you. This is, hands down, the weirdest piece of dialogue anyone’s ever uttered in the midst of a Fraternity […]
Straight Guys Are Gay: Just A Bunch Of Dudes Hangin’ In G-Strings
Here are some presumably straight buds just hanging out on a balcony and getting drunk together. In g-strings. What I like about this is that there aren’t any girls around to impress, and they don’t look like they lost a bet or are being hazed. […]
Caption This: Bros & Blowjobs At A Frat House Barbecue
A college boy tosses a football across a yard. To his left, his cute, blond fraternity brother eats some potato chips. Next to him, another guy sticks his hands in his pockets and contemplates a near-empty bag of Doritos… Oh, but what’s that in the […]
Party of Five: Morgan Is A Trashy Frat House Cum Whore
The latest scene on Fraternity X starts out as a foursome with Sean, Travis and Andrew taking turns on Morgan‘s desperate cum chute. At some point, the frat’s cutest new recruit, Danny, walks in with some morning wood he’d like to get taken care of […]
Four Play: Scott’s Frat Boy Gangbang Rape
The bad news is that Fraternity X is still raping everyone. The good news is that, at the very least, this guy is conscious enough to say “no”. According to the gay porn “reality” site, Scott got an invite to come hang out at the […]
I JUST CAN’T WITH THIS: Matthew Keading’s Unconscious Fraternity Tag-Team Rape
Has Fraternity X gone too far this time? The gay porn “reality” site released a new scene this week in which two horny, dick-wad frat boys roofie Matthew Keading and take turns fucking her ass. While it’s no secret that some men fantasize about rape, there’s […]
The Locker Room: Johnny Football
Johnny Manziel (aka “Johnny Football”, his nickname since high school in Texas) is the first freshman to win the Heisman Trophy. He’s 20, and your typical frat boy who blew up as a college athlete and is now an over-his-head douche. One of those shirtless […]
The Best Part of Waking Up Is Your Frat Brother’s Dick Up Your Butt!
It’s not quite as catchy as the Folger’s jingle, but if most of us are being honest with ourselves, we’d much rather wake up to two dicks in our ass than a steaming mug of coffee. Fraternity X newcomer Danny, fresh onto campus from Texas, got […]











