Smell that? It’s the scent of loneliness in the air! I’d like to personally punch the cruel son of a bitch who scheduled Valentine’s Day smack dab in the middle of the dead of winter. If it weren’t already enough for us to deal with […]
Tag: flat abs
Quickie: Jamie Clarke
Jamie Clarke is a 23 year-old soccer player who’s done quite a bit of modeling. If his crystal blue eyes don’t immediately draw you in, then his bulging biceps, mouthwatering package or remarkably flat abs might do the trick. Whether he appeals to your personal […]
Thank Cock It’s Friday: Colby Keller Gives Levi Madison A Very, Very Cummy Facial
Just when you think Colby Keller has finished splooging on Levi Madison‘s face, another delicious glob of man-juice squirts from the tip of his cock onto his fellow performer’s face. By the end, Levi’s coated from his eyelid all the way down to the bottom […]
BREAKING NEWS: Cute 24 Year-Old Guy Is Extremely Cute
TEPATITLÂN DE MORELOS, JALISCO, MEXICO – Citizens across the world are rubbing their dicks raw to the images on Manhunt member ifiwasyouvampire‘s profile. The 24 year-old man, currently residing in Mexico, has dark brown hair and a smooth, athletic build. He states he is interested […]
Flipping Out: Paddy O’Brian & Dato Foland
Truth be told, Paddy O’Brian and Dato Foland could deliver the most lifeless, cardboard flip-fuck in the history of gay porn flip-fucks, and there’s a very good chance that you’d all still watch it. Why? Because this is your opportunity to see two of the […]
The Ten: Paul Wagner Is The Sexiest Man of The Moment (Again)
Fuzzy porn god Paul Wagner has appeared on The Ten more than any other competitor. He’s done well in previous rounds, but it wasn’t until November 9, 2011 that he finally took the title of “Sexiest Man of The Moment“. Now, he’s managed to take […]
Hot or Not: School Boy Uniforms
This is a weird double standard. Straight guys have been jerking off to busty chicks in school girl uniforms for decades, and nobody ever bats an eyelash! Yet, as soon as a gay dude wants to whack his cock to pictures of a guy in […]
The Gayest Andrew Christian Video of All Time.
I don’t even know if that title’s accurate! Every time Andrew Christian comes out with a new video, I think it’s gayer than the last one they released, but their latest, “Candy Pop“, is pretty much the equivalent of Cher, Richard Simmons and Adam Lambert […]
Model Chad White Smiling With A Boner (And Some Pictures That Aren’t His Boner, Too)
Apparently, model Chad White had a revealing moment at a 2013 fashion show in Milan or New York? I somehow missed this, because my knowledge of fashion pretty much stops at knowing how to put my pants on. (Cue the makeover montage with Daddy Mayonnaise!) […]
Twink Tank: Colin Hewitt & Peter Flemming
Twinks? Twunks? Young, hung puffins? I’m not sure what gay vernacular designation should be attached to Colin Hewitt and Peter Flemming. Frankly, I couldn’t tell you who either guy was off the top of my head, but after extensive and painstaking research on the Google […]











