Brendan Dooling: The Only Reason To Watch “The Carrie Diaries” If You Were Ever Going To Watch That

Cuz’ I’m not. Why would anyone want to tarnish my love for that show that I recently read described as being about “trash-talking metropolitan sluts.” I loved Sex & The City. Just don’t ask me about those movies. Cuz’ – damn. Especially that second one. […]

The Locker Room: “Baltimore Ravens That J. Harvey Wants To Get With” Superbowl Edition

  Well hullo MVP Joe Flacco! You just won the Superbowl! And what will you be doing to celebrate your victory? Going to Disneyworld? Screw that! You and the rest of your sexy-ass teammates should go directly to my bedroom. I will absolutely be your […]