ITEM – The Biebs is looking Helix Studios twink porn-ready! It’s his 19th birthday today, and Justin Bieber celebrated by showing off that fuck train-ready body to the paps in London. Frankly, I’ve always felt the saggy pants thing to be a little silly. Unless […]
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Thank Cock It’s Friday: Silence of The Cams
“A serial killer is on the loose. If he logs into your live webcam, you are already dead. Who is this mystery man? Only Clarice (Trenton Ducati) can solve the case, but he can’t do it alone. He relies on the wisdom of prisoner Hannibel […]
“Shameless”: The Ballad Of Ian And Mickey
My little brother (who’s straight) recently turned me on to Showtime’s Shameless by declaring that “you’d like it, there’s a gay storyline but it’s totally fucked up and violent but the two gay dudes are awesome.” He was talking about Ian Gallagher and Mickey Milkovich […]
101 Pictures of Darius Bottoming For Aries On Chaos Men
You did not need 101 pictures to know that Darius has the hottest beefy, hairy ass on the internet. You might not even want them. That said? There were originally 109 pictures in this set for his latest video with muscle jock Aries, so you […]
Matt & Kim: “It’s Alright”
Life is hard! As much as I wish I could reach through each of your screens and personally give you a shoulder rub, the best I can do is heal your woes with the power of pop music and naked dudes. The week has brought […]
The Ten: FabrÃcio Ternes Is (Finally) The Sexiest Man of The Moment
If you need further encouragement to vote for FabrÃcio Ternes as the “Sexiest Man of The Moment“, I’d like to direct your attention to the fuzzy Brazilian model’s Instagram account. He is just as hot without Photoshop! And, hell, it doesn’t hurt that he appears to […]
Everything Butt: Ben Olsen
I’m getting a strong bottom vibe from Ben Olsen. This could be a poor, snap judgment based on his height, which I can’t accurately assess based on these pics or videos (but he seems like a perfect, pint-sized embodiment of pure sex). This also could […]
Underwear Drawer: Mariano Ontañon for Charlie
Did yesterday’s batch of cheesy exercise videos leave you craving more? Well, here’s a brief but fun look at Argentine underwear model Mariano Ontañon wearing Charlie, which is apparently an underwear line and not just a popular fragrance of yesteryear. He’s got your standard smooth […]
Flipping Out: Trey Turner & Valentin Petrov
This Flipping Out post, in which we carefully examine the versatility of Trey Turner and Valentin Petrov, almost had to play second fiddle to Dominic Ford‘s excellently-titled feature film Silence of The Cams… Upon scrolling through these pics again, I realized I couldn’t deprive you of […]
Hot or Not: Keeping It Quiet
You know how much I want the world to know I’m having sex? As much as I want the world to know that I’m pooping. My apologies for such a crude introduction. It’s just that, well, I’ll never understand people who purposefully broadcast their bedroom […]











