All hail the return of… Uh, actually I don’t know what this guy’s name is. So let’s hail the return of Montreal Jerkoff Giant Load Shooter Guy! He racked up nearly half a million XTube views a few years ago, but neither hide nor hair […]
Tag: facial hair
The Locker Room: Hal Hunter
This morning I awoke to a NewNowNext story entitled “Beards Keep You Young, Healthy & Handsome, Says Science“. As a bearded man who wants to be all of those things, this sounded like great news until I read the article and realized that it was […]
Woof Alert: When Muscle Bears Attack (Part II)
Real-life couple Marco Bolt and Blake Randolph ranked in eighth place on our list of “The Hottest Hairy Men of 2012“, and while we might be biased on this matter, we’d argue that they should have placed even higher. Alas, you can’t argue with the numbers! […]
Flashback Friday: Dick Wolf & Aiden Shaw in “Perfect Fit” (2004)
I can’t even begin to tell you how many times I’ve wanked to Dick Wolf and Aiden Shaw‘s scene in Perfect Fit. Back then, I didn’t know the title of the movie, the names of either performer or anything else of the sort. There were […]
Is Dirk Willis Your Valentine?
Do you like muscular builds, body hair, shaved heads, thick bushes, great dicks and men who somehow ooze infinite amounts of sex appeal? Then good news! We found your Valentine. His name is Dirk Willis, we’ve written about him approximately 9,000 times since discovering his […]
Woof Alert: Chef Bear & Jack Power
Given the recent weather patterns, the last thing I want to do is have sex outdoors… But, uh, after watching big boy Jack Power get rammed on a bridge by hairy stud Chef Bear, I could easily be convinced to make a trip down south, throw […]
Would You Hit That?: “Woodsy” James Jamesson
Remember that time former Next Door Studios exclusive James Jamesson grew out his beard and body hair, thereby transforming into the gay porn version of Yukon Cornelius from Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer? Of course you do! Because it’s happening right now… Like, literally, he is […]
Woof Alert: Dirk Willis
Good news for anyone who’s crushing on gay porn’s newest muscle bear Dirk Willis! He’s not straight. Though his scene for Bait Buddies presented him as a reluctant first-timer, he reveals within the first few minutes of his High Performance Men solo that, sexually speaking, he […]
Holy Abs, Tim McGraw!
Tim McGraw is 45 years-old and, quite possibly, the hottest man in the music industry right now. If you don’t believe me, take a look at this shot from his new story in People magazine, where he talks about his weight loss, getting sober and […]
Quickie: Aaron Spady
Aaron Spady has the type of face that stops you dead in your tracks. Seriously, I wish you could have witnessed how long it took me to start writing this second sentence, just because I was too busy staring longingly into (a picture of) the […]











