I’m saving the details on how I lost my virginity for my inevitable book deal, but suffice to say, it was an awkward and somewhat uneventful experience. While I wouldn’t say that it’s impossible to get your cherry popped in a passionate and oh-so-magical manner—and […]
Tag: dirty talk
“Do You Think You Could Take All That Cock?”
It’s no big secret that a lot of gay porn solos are fucking boring. Somehow, Kevin Crows manages to surpass the norm in his two-part stroke scene for Cocky Boys, thanks to some heavy breathing, large cum shots and dirty talk that will make you […]
“Split Me Fucking Wide Open,” He Says.
Yowsers! You could split yourself wide open by sitting on a traffic cone, but why bother with inanimate objects when you’ve got three horny frat brothers who want to use you, abuse you and pump their cum into your hungry hole? While this type of […]
Fuck Vs. Fuck: Everybody Wins When Aidan & Daniel Are Bottoming
There’s no poll on today’s round of Fuck Vs. Fuck, because both scenes are so good that you wouldn’t be able to choose. Beyond that, you’ve probably had enough of casting votes with “Who’s The Top?” and “iPhone Wars: The Redemption Round“. We don’t want to […]
Maximillion Kong Is The Verbal Muscle Daddy of My Dreams (And He’s Fucking Johnny Rapid)
Maximillion Kong is tan, muscular and relatively well-hung. There’s something rough-around-the-edges about him that makes me think you won’t all understand why he drives me so fucking crazy, and to be completely frank with you, I’m not even sure if I, myself, understand why he’s […]
Benny G: The Worst (But Hottest) Fake Rape Victim In The History of Gay Porn?
“I don’t like it,” Benny G cries out while Parole Him‘s Officer Johnson forces him to lay down on top of a desk and take a big cock up his muscular ass. We should be concerned for him. Unlike NakedSword‘s latest foray into police brutality, the […]
Woof Alert: Seth Lee Fucks Aaron Cubster
Bear Films sent out this classic scene between Seth Lee and Aaron Cubster awhile back. Initially, I was going to dismiss their usage of “classic” and assume it was a polite way of saying “old news”, but then I watched the clip and fell hard […]
The Amateur Hour: I Don’t Know About You, But He’s Feeling 22 (And, Also, He’s Riding A Dildo)
We were going to write about Taylor Swift‘s new single “22” this morning, but we stopped ourselves for the following reasons—1) This song is just as catchy yet far less annoying, 2) We might actually be Team Harry Styles in this situation, and 3) It made more […]
Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: Charlie Harding (II)
The trailer for Charlie Harding‘s latest scene with Caleb Colton doesn’t do him justice. The full video not only proves why we named Charlie 2012’s Best Butt Muncher, but also why he’s a clear frontrunner for 2013’s “Get Inside Me Now” award. He’s easily the […]
Everything Butt: Joey
If you prefer your asses so damn fuzzy that you’re picking hairs out of your teeth, then there’s a decent chance that you’ll fall hard for Joey. Deep within this tattooed bad boy, there’s a raging power bottom whore who’s dying to break out, and the […]











