Right now, you might be looking at Randy and Ryan, thinking to yourself that there’s no possible way these two beautiful creatures would ever make out with a hot dog. You are, unfortunately, very wrong about this. The Sean Cody newcomer we’ve all come to love […]
Tag: Dark Hair
Surprise! Jake Jennings Is (Probably) Not A Straight Man.
Jake Jennings recently appeared on Bait Buddies as “Jake“, a reluctant heterosexual man who engages in gay sex for the very first time (and enjoys it so much that he gives his partner a passionate kiss at the end of their encounter). And if that’s […]
Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: Ty Roderick (II)
Where do I even begin with Ty Roderick? I want him to ram me so hard that I cry. Then, I want him to reach around, wipe the wetness from my cheeks and shove his big cock even deeper into my hungry hole, using my […]
Everything Butt: Trenton Ducati
I’m trying to imagine what it’d be like to see Trenton Ducati for the first time. The first time I wrote about him, back in April 2012, I developed a bizarre obsession with his vague resemblance to Growing Pains star Alan Thicke. Over a year […]
Chris Salvatore’s Smile Is Better Than Porn.
This is coming from someone who’s seen a lot of porn. Really, though, Chris Salvatore‘s smile is better than watching some hot muscle jock or hairy DILF pretend to have gay sex for the first time. I came to this conclusion after catching his latest […]
Meet Daniel James! He’s Got A Pretty Big Dick.
He’s no Drew Brody or David Ken, but kickboxer twunk Daniel James has a decent piece of meat lurking in his shorts. Hard Brit Lads claims he’s packing nine solid, uncircumcised inches. While we’re dumb enough to believe them, we’re counting down the seconds until […]
I’m A Sucker For A Guy In White Briefs.
Although my Spanish is a little rusty, I somehow managed to grasp one important nugget from enlostreinta‘s profile on Manhunt—“SEXO CASUAL?? Porque no??” For those of you who are less fluent in Spanish than I am, that basically means he’s open to casual sex. This […]
Everything Butt: Sawyer
You might remember Sawyer as Jeremy from Spunk Worthy, the clean-cut frat boy who forced us to coin the term “yeti butt“. Though he changed his name for his Chaos Men debut, everything else is pretty much the same. There’s still a forest of dark […]
Take Notes, Gentlemen! This Is What You’re Supposed To Do With A Hot Bearded Guy.
Just last Wednesday, I was downright scandalized by Matthew Stevens‘ refusal to do the right thing and jizz on Rich Kelly‘s bushy beard. It was an insult to my dick for such perfectly thick, dark facial hair to exist in this world without a hot […]
Twink Tank: Jacob Dixon Plows Billy Munday & Dylan Marks
FUCK! I must be really hung up on being called “daddy“, because I’ve been craving a tight twink ass to devour and probe. Of course, the million dollar question is, where can I find boys like Jacob Dixon, Billy Munday and Dylan Marks in the […]











