The five animated GIF images in this post are absolutely hypnotic. Seriously, I think I just wasted ten minutes (or more) watching Bay and Sinclair in GIF-form, which doesn’t make all that much sense since the trailer for this scene was somewhat lackluster and mechanical. […]
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Will The Real Jason Stark Please Stand Up? (Part Two)
For those of you who missed the last post, here’s a brief recap to help you catch up with the rest of the class. Jason Stark is a hot British guy who does porn, as well as a hot non-British guy who does porn. Technically, […]
Will The Real Jason Stark Please Stand Up? (Part One)
This isn’t confusing at all. Jason Stark is a blue-eyed, British performer who appeared as item #4 on a previous edition of The Cock Buffet. Meanwhile, Jason Stark is also a hairy, slim gay porn newcomer who appeared in the featured bonus clip of a […]
Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: Brett Bradley & His Nine Incher Take Aaron Slate To “Pound Town”
What motivated this post more? The size of Brett Bradley‘s schlong or Aaron Slate‘s cyrstal blue eyes and overall cuteness? We’d like to argue it’s some combination of both. Brett’s got a sweet piece of meat that looks like it’d be a pleasure to suck […]
Oral Only: Bruiser Blows Jackson Gunn
Remember beefy muscle jock Bruiser? The bodybuilder and former military man met his kindred spirit, Jackson Gunn, the night before they filmed together. According to legend—or their scene description on The Guy Site—Bruiser announced to everyone around them, “Tomorrow I have to suck this guys […]
What Would You Do?: I’m Inviting A Few Friends Over To Gangbang Christian Cayden
“I like to be told what to do. I’m pretty much a submissive little slut.” That was the line that sold me on Christian Cayden, a Next Door Male newcomer who proves he’s a man of his word by riding a big dildo and cumming […]
Flipping Out: Hans Berlin & Kayden Gray
This pairing drives me wild. First, you’ve got Hans Berlin with his thick muscular build, uncut meat and a pair of thoroughly beefy cheeks. He’s teamed up in a scene with Kayden Gray, a man who comes equipped with a lean build, a massive uncut […]
Manhunt Daily Wood: Tate Ryder
This has been a terrible year for gay porn retirements! For those of you keeping score at home, we’ve lost Josh Long, Jake Deckard, Leo Domenico, Tristan Jaxx, Mick Lovell, Marco Sessions, Anthony Romero and, for better or worse, Cody Cummings, Spencer Fox, Jake Genesis, […]
The Amateur Hour: There Goes My Hero, Watch Him As He Blows
Another day, another hour spent watching headless dudes jerk off on the internet. Life! It’s weird. But rather than boring you with an existential crisis, I thought I would direct your attention to the guy calling himself hornycapedcrusader on XTube. He doesn’t actually wear a […]
Fuck The Payne Away.
SEE WHAT I DID THERE?!?!?! Payne is the latest meathead neanderthal-type to strip down for Chaos Men, and his huge thighs and muscle butt have inspired me to reference Peaches in a way that might not make very much sense, but makes for good wordplay […]











