I’m well aware that I overuse the word “beefy” on this blog, but I’m struggling to come up with a better word to describe Navy Corpsman Logan. He’s the latest lucky (?) fellow to take on Eddy Adams‘ ridiculously thick 9×8 inch dick, following in […]
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Everything Butt: Is Armond Rizzo 2014’s Hottest Cock Slut?
If it’s factually accurate that Landon Conrad fucked the whole world this year, then it’s equally true that Armond Rizzo has bottomed for every single human that’s ever walked the face of the Earth, dead or alive. The pint-sized power bottom has his elastic anus […]
HELP! I Tried Smoking The Marijuana Plant & Now I Think I Am Gay.
Now, I’ve been straight my entire life, but a recent string of events has made me question everything I’ve ever known about myself. It started during my fraternity initiation ceremony, when I got slightly aroused from wearing underwear called “Andrew Christian” and doing shots out […]
Is Debt Dandy Your New Favorite Bareback Gay Porn Reality Site?
Young Czechoslovakian men are stuffed raw on camera in order to, you guessed it, get enough money to pay off their bills. That’s the basic premise of Debt Dandy, a relatively new site that claims to be “Not scripted… Shocking… 100% reality”. We have no […]
The Cock Buffet: Brought To You By The Jizzy Holes & Well-Endowed Boys Of Bel Ami
“You should have seen this cumming!” That’s how I would have started this piece if I were a slightly cheesier gay smut curator. You see, this play on words is particularly clever, because “coming” has been replaced with the ejaculatory slang “cumming”. It’s also rather […]
Is Misha Dante A Better Top Or A Better Bottom?
Earlier today, my inner top was having an argument with my inner bottom about gay porn star Dale Cooper. They couldn’t agree on what was more appealing—his perfectly fuzzy hole or his perfectly-shaped, big dick and the way it hangs (perfectly) under a thick, dark […]
Twink Tank: Scott Cage & Ian Ticing’s Swim Team Shower Fuck
Everyone who’s anyone is having sex in a shower this week! Okay, so maybe it’s just Tyler Morgan and his gym teacher, along with fictional swim team sluts Ian Ticing and Scott Cage. The main takeaway here is, we’re still celebrating the glorious occasion known […]
Hot or Not: Sex In The Kitchen
Do you care about having someone’s butt on the same counter that you chop vegetables? The way you answer that question will likely influence how you feel about this Hot or Not topic. I’m strongly leaning toward the “hot” side of this debate, as someone […]
Flipping Out: Paddy O’Brian Bottoms, Tops & Gets Gangbanged
No, you didn’t read that title wrong! Paddy O’Brian will be getting gangbanged on MEN.COM exactly one week from now on July 19… But we’ll get to that part later! First, let’s do a brief recap of the series that will inevitably lead to Paddy’s hairy […]
Flipping Out: Religious Nutjob Jake Genesis Returns (?) To Get Sweaty With Trenton Ducati
For those of you who don’t recall, Jake Genesis was a muscular, versatile gay porn star who legitimately flipped out around April 2013, departing from the industry with a highly judgmental statement about God, victimization and how he needed to apologize to pretty much everyone […]











