This has been a terrible year for gay porn retirements! For those of you keeping score at home, we’ve lost Josh Long, Jake Deckard, Leo Domenico, Tristan Jaxx, Mick Lovell, Marco Sessions, Anthony Romero and, for better or worse, Cody Cummings, Spencer Fox, Jake Genesis, […]
Another day, another hour spent watching headless dudes jerk off on the internet. Life! It’s weird. But rather than boring you with an existential crisis, I thought I would direct your attention to the guy calling himself hornycapedcrusader on XTube. He doesn’t actually wear a […]
SEE WHAT I DID THERE?!?!?! Payne is the latest meathead neanderthal-type to strip down for Chaos Men, and his huge thighs and muscle butt have inspired me to reference Peaches in a way that might not make very much sense, but makes for good wordplay […]
Those Fraternity X boys are such charmers, aren’t they? The gay porn “reality” site’s latest gangbang is a battle of the cock-hungry bottoms, when hungry pussy boy Will stumbles out of his room and casually bends over the bench press. Shawn is midway through a blowjob […]
If you are a human being with eyeballs, then you are aware that Tom Wolfe is incredibly attractive and boner-inducing. A study conducted by my butthole has shown that approximately 90% of Earth’s citizens would like Tom Wolfe to bang their asses. Results have shown […]
Why hello there, JP Richards! We got a sneak peek of your scene with Dirk Caber not too long ago on Manhunt Daily, and now that it’s finally here, we’re not one-hundred percent sure our dicks were prepared to be touched as much as they’ll […]
Surprise! Bel Ami has brought us even more absurdly pretty European boys with large uncut cocks and sex-starved holes having a bareback threesome in some impossibly beautiful exotic locale. This time, the legendary gay porn studio has brought us Colin Hewitt, Vadim Farrell and Jason […]
Oh, we know! This isn’t the most groundbreaking edition of our new series I’ve Never Done This Before, but let’s take into account that handjobs are a gateway to blowjobs, rimjobs and everything else beyond that. Sean is a mere 18 years old with a […]
OH, ya’ll didn’t think quintuple-penetration was possible, now DID you? Well Ms. Boulangerié Knowles is here to help you get right with your life and RECOGNIZE that some of us actually know how to take a DICK! For those of you keeping score at home, […]
When I saw this pretty boy motherfucker in Czech Hunter‘s latest scene, I was tempted to deem him the new “Hottest Guy Czech Hunter Has Ever Seduced“. Personally, I’d prefer this guy over the one above, but there’s no denying the appeal here—lean build, six […]
