Everyone can’t stop talking about the ugly couch in the new Titan flick Worked Over, but um, can we please redirect our attention to more important matters? Jay Bentley is fucking beautiful and utterly flawless in every way imaginable. Even though he’s yet to provide us […]
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Hello, Riley Tess! The Time Has Come For You To Sit On My Dick.
This is an important announcement from your favorite penis in the world, Dewitt’s Dick! I am here today to tell you about my 2014 resolution to get inside of the mouth and ass of a man who goes by the name of Riley Tess. He […]
In Which Lance Luciano Watches Liam Magnuson & Darius Ferdynand Fucking…
Well, it looks like Lance Luciano was so traumatized by his boyfriend Topher DiMaggio‘s awkward bottoming debut and his brief interaction with domestic abuse enthusiast Ryan Rose that he’s incapable of having sex on camera right now! How else would you explain him walking in […]
Hot or Not: Wrestling
You got a taste of some wrestling action earlier today with Bryce and Randy‘s new clip for Sean Cody. The combination of that clip and a singlet-clad romp on another site inspired me to revisit this topic in our Hot or Not series. The question […]
Three’s Company: Roman Todd, Kurtis Wolfe & Lance Alexander
Not too long ago, I expressed some innocent disbelief when one of you praised Lance Alexander as the “best bottom ever“. He never did much for me in his work with Dylan Lucas, and unfair as it might be, I projected that bias onto his […]
Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: Logan Stevens (II)
It’s become a bit of a Cock-A-Doodle Do Me cliché to say that any given gay porn model’s “hung and knows how to use it”. Yet, against my better judgment, I’m going to say that description’s exceptionally accurate for blond, scruffy beauty Logan Stevens. He’s […]
Flipping Out: Paul Walker & Dan Broughton
Much as I raved about Aaron Bruiser‘s thick ass and the new locker room rugby series “Scrum“, the hottest scene MEN.COM delivered last week was, without a doubt, “Affinity” starring Paul Walker and Dan Broughton. This clip is what I’d call “sensual” porn done right. It’ll […]
The Cock Buffet: Brought To You By Gabriel Clark’s Balls Smacking On Your Taint
Thirty seven! That’s how many hard, horny men you’ll see in today’s installment of The Cock Buffet. Admittedly, it may have taken longer than I would have liked to put together this eighteen-course feast, but I’m going to take a wild guess that it’ll be […]
Party of Five: Jake Genesis In A Locker Room Gangbang
Yikes! Where does one even begin with this one? Once-promising performer Jake Genesis retired from the adult industry in the middle of 2013, writing a ridiculous apology that I couldn’t help parodying the following month. He referred to 100% of porn actors as “victims to […]
Thank Cock It’s Friday: Connor Kline & Coach Colby Jansen
My 2014 goal has been to deliver balanced and thoroughly honest gay porn reviews, but there are a few reasons I can’t offer up an objective review for MEN.COM‘s new series “Scrum“. For starters, it’s a three-part series starring real-life rugby player Colby Jansen as […]











