Watch out! Shawn Wolfe might be my new Josh Long, which loosely translates to… Well, let’s just say you’ll be hearing about himĀ a lot this year! This scruffy young fucker had my dick throbbing from the moment he stepped onto the scene, and I can […]
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Bryan Slater’s (Wickedly Hot) Wet Dream
I would like to pause for a moment and ask all of you snarky little fuckers with “under 30 only” in your profile headlines to acknowledge that Bryan Slater is 47 years-old. If you can honestly tell me that you’d turn down the opportunity to […]
Flipping Out: Jake Genesis Apologizes For Being Versatile
A few months ago at the height of my popularity, I noisily swallowed Shane Frost‘s dick with my asshole. I noisily slurped on his cock, and he sucked on mine and stuck it in his butt. I started with him on his back and eventually […]
Twink Tank: Chase Harding & Chase Erickson
These skinny little bitches can throw down a good, hard fuck. Frankly, I was about to dismiss Chase Harding and Chase Erickson at first glance. They both look so sweet-faced and innocent! Then, you see Harding smack Erickson’s cheeks ’til they’re red and hammer him […]
Ken Ten’s Dick Buried Deep Inside Yohann Banks Is Exactly What You Need Right Now
You have probably realized by now that Wednesday is not Friday, and therefore, you have a few more days before the weekend is upon us. Alas, there is a silver lining in this cloud called life! Yohann Banks utterly perfect butthole is here to save […]
Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: Damien Crosse (II)
It feels like a billion years since we last wrote a Cock-A-Doodle Do Me post about Damien Crosse and his deliciously thick shaft. Now, I’m not one-hundred percent sure if I’ve said this in the past, but Damien’s the type of guy I want to […]
HELP! My Dick Is Addicted To MEN.com.
Hey everyone who likes to masturbate! It is your favorite penis who blogs, Dewitt’s Dick. I am here today to talk about a website called MEN.com that has been known to make my best friend Dewitt’s Hand hug me and bounce up and down until […]
Guy Rogers Bottoms For Justin King & A Choir of Faps Is Heard Around The World
He’s been groped, fingered and gagged! He’s plugged his hole with a big black dildo! While it certainly can’t be said that Guy Rogers is a stranger to anal play, we hadn’t officially seen the hairy newcomer bottoming until this new scene with fellow gay […]
Bi The Way: Vinny Castillo & Brittany Amber
Vinny Castillo was voted 2012’s Most Boner-Worthy Straight Guy by an exclusive panel of my butt, my taint and the back of my throat. I continue to jerk off to his scene with Cassandra Cruz, whether I’m home alone or hanging out with a straight, […]
Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: Mario Costa (II)
There are times when you spot a guy on a site like Extra Big Dicks and quietly ponder to yourself, “That’s EXTRA big? Are they kidding?” This, most certainly, isn’t one of those times! Mario Costa‘s dick is somewhere between 10-11 inches and likely thicker […]











