This pairing drives me wild. First, you’ve got Hans Berlin with his thick muscular build, uncut meat and a pair of thoroughly beefy cheeks. He’s teamed up in a scene with Kayden Gray, a man who comes equipped with a lean build, a massive uncut […]
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Thank Cock It’s Friday: Spencer & Abe Are The Hottest Pairing In The History of Gay Porn Ever!!!!!!!
I did not think Sean Cody could do better than the hairy ass of Randy this week! They have proven me, Dewitt’s Dick, wrong by bringing back Spencer to get fucked again. My head exploded so many times when he lost his virginity to a […]
Fuck The Payne Away.
SEE WHAT I DID THERE?!?!?! Payne is the latest meathead neanderthal-type to strip down for Chaos Men, and his huge thighs and muscle butt have inspired me to reference Peaches in a way that might not make very much sense, but makes for good wordplay […]
Quickie: Randy’s Thick Uncut Cock & Surprisingly Hairy Yeti Butt
“Yeti butt” should not be confused with “cub butt“, a term heavily associated with Canadian gay porn wonder Marko Lebeau. The former refers to an unpredictable excess of fur on an otherwise smooth and clean-cut muscle jock, while the latter takes that concept and adds […]
Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: Jake Bass
Remind me that I should stop being so surprised Jake Bass is able to pound ass as well as, if not better than, men twice his size or age. Even though I’ve repeated myself over and over again that I’d let him wreck my hole, […]
I’ve Never Done This Before: 18 Year-Old Sean’s First Gay Handjob
Oh, we know! This isn’t the most groundbreaking edition of our new series I’ve Never Done This Before, but let’s take into account that handjobs are a gateway to blowjobs, rimjobs and everything else beyond that. Sean is a mere 18 years old with a […]
Did This Hot Basketball Jock Get Seduced & Fucked By Czech Hunter?
When I saw this pretty boy motherfucker in Czech Hunter‘s latest scene, I was tempted to deem him the new “Hottest Guy Czech Hunter Has Ever Seduced“. Personally, I’d prefer this guy over the one above, but there’s no denying the appeal here—lean build, six […]
32 Important (And Sexy) Pictures Yanked From Gay Porn Star Slate Steele’s Twitter Feed
Don’t let a rubber dick and some titties stop you from embracing the hotness of Slate Steele! You might not have liked what he was doing in last night’s Bi The Way post, but before I shut up and put this grudge to rest, I […]
Three’s Company: Connor Maguire & Colby Jansen Take Turns On Mike De Marko’s Ass
Mike De Marko as a slutty stripper who gets tag-teamed by two horny businessmen. Did you really think I could resist writing about this one? Never mind that I’ve always fantasized about roleplaying a scenario where I shake my ass in a jockstrap for two […]
Bi The Way: Slate Steele’s Prison Strap-On Party
Technically, one could argue that it’s not necessarily “bisexual” for a man to get fucked by a woman wearing a rubber dick—or even to get fucked by another man—but our Bi The Way series has been so desperate for content that I’m just going to […]











