Much as I love writing about buttholes for all of you, there comes a point in every man’s life where he needs to run away from computers and drink beers on a beach. That time has come for me, which means you won’t be hearing […]
Hello! It has been too long, my favorite people who like penises! It is me, Dewitt’s Dick, and I have comes to tell you about Santoro. He is a new model from Chaos Men who makes me want to stand up, stomp my feet and […]
We’re not talking about this kind of facial. We want to know if you’ve ever intentionally blown your load onto your own face. The key word here is “intentional”! Plenty of us have had moments where we’re so pent up that a few drops hit […]
Poor Jordan is stuck in eighth place on The Ten with a measly 6.49% of the vote (maybe more or less by the time you’re reading this). Here’s a short list of reasons why he probably doesn’t give two flying fucks about this development—1) He […]
This was the scene I was going to write about before Colby Keller worked his magic over me, wowing me with his dick and then wowing me again with his dick in that utterly perfect scene with Dale Cooper. There’s a small chance my priorities […]
Santoro is a muscular, hairy 37-year old former bartender with jet-black hair, a smile that’ll make you weak in the knees and armpits I would like to lick forever and ever until I collapse. He’s a newcomer to the gay porn scene, and he seems […]
Is Jordan packing your new favorite dick in his boxer briefs, or did I overestimate his appeal and go overboard by posting nearly forty pics of him? Perhaps it’s some combination of both factors! The redheaded newcomer does upholstery by day and dances in an […]
I’m going to be upfront with you. Mac, one of the newest models on Chaos Men, is not the best model or performer. He looks pissed off in all of his pics and not in the hot, angry “I’m going to fuck your brains out” […]
Last time in the Everything Butt series, we brought you the smooth and thoroughly beefy cheeks of gay porn star Brenden Cage. Tonight, we’re going to switch things around and up the fur factor with Jack Griffin. The scruffy College Dudes alumnus was recently spotted […]
Here is a list of things I would do with the new, solidly-built Chaos Men model Rich, if I weren’t too busy jerking off to the sight of Josh Long‘s hairy young body over and over and over again: • Take off his shirt. Worship his […]
