Everyone’s abuzz cuz’ the gym-bodied, meticulously groomed, candy-colored and coordinated GOP coverboy from Illinois, Aaron Schock, was outed by a journalist. Itay Hod Facebook-bombed an unnamed Congressman by posting the following “friend of a friend saw” post: “Here’s a hypothetical: what if you know a […]
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Celebrity Skin: Luke Evans’ Butt
Welsh actor Luke Evans has appeared in a handful of big-name Hollywood franchises, but you’re probably more familiar with the way he backpedaled on his sexuality over anything else. Allow me to catch you up, if you’ve been living under a rock… Evans clearly stated […]
Celebrity Skin: Chris Hemsworth’s Butt
It’s a travesty that we never devoted any attention to Chris Hemsworth‘s firm cheeks in 2013. The Australian actor, primarily known for his role as Marvel’s Thor, went nude in last year’s Rush as he portrayed British Formula One racer James Hunt. The scene finds […]
Tom Mison’s Show Is Ridiculous, But He’s Still Hot
Tom Mison was called to my attention by an unlikely source – my mom! During a phone call she suddenly asks, “Have you seen this Headless Horseman show?” My mom being interested in anything Headless Horsemen-related is bizarre and random so I inquired as to […]
Celebrity Skin: Ben Whishaw’s Butt & Pubes
Wait, what? Ben Whishaw got naked in Cloud Atlas? I have no recollection of seeing his butt in that movie, but the internet just told me it was something that happened! In all honesty, I don’t remember seeing anyone naked in that movie, so there’s […]
Brad Pitt Is 50
Man, this means we’re all older than dirt. Brad Pitt has been the darling of the silver screen since he moistened the panties of Susan Sarandon and Geena Davis as the nubile hustler in 1991’s Thelma & Louise. AND NOW HE’S 50! And he still […]
The Suite Life On Dick: Dylan Sprouse’s Nude Pics
Dylan Sprouse and his twin brother Cole are former tween heartthrobs who ruled the Disney Channel with an iron shag haircut for most of the aughts. As happens with most Disney child stars, half of them have fallen from grace! Dylan is now 21, and […]
Milkshake: An Erotic Tale of Aggressive, Unapologetic Pervy Sex With Rob Delaney
I will set the tone for my wildest fantasy: perverted, aggressive, unapologetic fucking with comedian and newly-minted author Rob Delaney. A bit of background for the unfamiliar: he’s straight; he’s married; he’s a feminist and an ally; he is a hilarious comedian; he is body […]
15 Reasons Why Beyoncé Is Secretly A Cat
Last night, pop superstar Beyoncé surprised fans (and non-fans alike) by releasing her long-delayed fifth studio album on iTunes. The project had been shrouded in mystery since her Super Bowl performance last February, and it turns out there was a good reason for that—videos were […]
Celebrity Skin: Eric Stonestreet’s Butt
Two things are happening today—the holiday episode of ABC’s Modern Family and our announcement of the Hottest Hairy Men of 2013. Obviously, there’s no better time to show pictures of gay-for-pay actor Eric Stonestreet‘s thick ass. He showed it off earlier this year in the […]