Based on the rules of reality television, former Project Runway contestant Jack Mackenroth‘s fifteen minutes of fame should have ran out a long time ago. Alas, through the powers of activism and being absurdly attractive, he’s managed to keep our attention for the past few […]
Tag: Celebrity
What’s Mark Ruffalo Look Like As The Hulk?
Admittedly, this is just an excuse to post more pictures of my number one celebrity crush of all time*, Mark Ruffalo (as seen in all his glory here). When news broke out that the hirsute actor wouldn’t be shaving for his role in The Avengers, […]
Tim Tebow Reads “Green Eggs and Ham”
This video of Tim Tebow reading the Dr. Seuss classic Green Eggs and Ham has been making the rounds on the gay blogs. I wasn’t going to post it until I realized it’s probably a metaphor for the Denver Broncos quarterback’s sexuality. You just know […]
Is Paris Hilton Secretly A Genius?
No. The answer to the question posed in the title of this post is a definitive “No”. Having established that, let’s discuss the new Manufactured Superstars single “Drunk Text”, which features Paris Hilton on guest, er, “vocals”… Is it a beautiful lowbrow art masterpiece? Will […]
Celebrity Skin: Jean Dujardin
If you have a penis (or if you’re George Clooney), there’s a pretty good chance you’ve fantasized about Jean Dujardin (fucking you) at some point within the past year… And we have good news for you! Before The Artist came along, the Academy Award nominee […]
Justin Theroux’s Pubes.
Here is a picture of Justin Theroux wearing a holey t-shirt and revealing portions of his body hair that you’ll want to stick your face in! Apparently, he said some stuff to this magazine? You can read a quote at Boy Culture, but we’re just […]
At Least It’ll Be Better Than Glee?
Struck By Lightning is a really important film, because it’ll determine whether I loathe Chris Colfer or the character he plays on television. True story! I’m starting to believe Colfer might not be as awful as his TV counterpart Kurt Hummel, if not only because […]
Sam Jackson of “Skins” Poses Shirtless For Gay Times
Skins is a British teen drama that’s sort of like Degrassi except 789% more edgy and daring. I’ve watched the first three seasons, and I will shamelessly confirm (as an adult) that every single episode was amazing (if not a little depressing at times). Apparently, […]
The Only Thing You Need To See In “The Vow”
Look at this picture of Channing Tatum standing in the rain! How fucking romantic is this? Does it make you want to cry and go buy a ticket for The Vow as soon as you finish reading this post? Or does it make you want […]
Liam Hemsworth Is Wearing Clothes
Lust after Liam Hemsworth while you still can! As soon as The Hunger Games hits the silver screen, he’s going to become the next Robert Pattinson or Taylor Lautner, and we’ll all have to fight a bunch of tweenage girls just to stare at him. […]