As far as I’m concerned, James Franco is so obsessed with gay people that he must be straight. It never even occurred to me there’d be “rumors” about his sexuality, because I thought the world had a common understanding that he’s just a dude who’s […]
Tag: Celebrity
Victor Garber’s Boyfriend Is Hawt
Victor Garber being gay wasn’t a huge revelation. Except to my husband. Last night he turns to me and goes “Victor Garber’s GAY?!?” Mr. Harvey doesn’t follow the celebrity gossip bullshit (he’s a Mac-head and likes classical music, Pixar, and bands from Canada), so it’s […]
Celebrity Skin: Andrew Rannells’ Butt
You know Andrew Rannells from his breakout Broadway role in The Book of Mormon or the shitty NBC sitcom that stole its title from a creepy commercial where Jamie Lee Curtis randomly shows up at a woman’s house and asks her to keep a video […]
Another Spit & Stuff Would Be Nice.
It seems like only yesterday I pitched a tent over the news that Heath Ledger and Jake Gyllenhaal were going to be fucking in a rustic tent playing gay cowboys. The flick was Brokeback Mountain and that was, well, that was close to 10 years ago, fellas. […]
Eliot Glazer As Oprah Winfrey Is Pretty Great
Adorable human being Eliot Glazer (of It Gets Betterish fame) has a new web-series on Above Average, the YouTube channel from Lorne Michaels’ Broadway Video (which happens to also produce some series you may have heard of like SNL, 30 Rock and Portlandia). The show’s called […]
Neil Patrick Harris’ Superbowl Ad Cited As Part Of “The Gay Agenda”
Whenever opponents of equal rights for LGBTs squawk about the “gay agenda”, it makes the usual side-eye I cast at fools even more laser-like. Seriously, pinheads referring to a “gay agenda” only sharpens my glare of disdain. It become a fiery heat beam! A DEATH […]
Things I Need: Hot Gay Sex With Zac Efron
These pictures of Zac Efron in a suit made me want to stretch his asshole wide open like Johnny Rapid, yell sweet nothings into his gaping anus and then gang-fuck him with ten of my best friends. Oy, please excuse my vulgarness! I’m new to […]
Fantasia Starts 2013 With A Homophobic Instagram Rant
This bitch. And we’re one of the blogs that still gives her ass some love. American Idol winner Fantasia Barrino posted some drivel on Instagram about how everyone needs to stop judging her, but dragged her opinions on same-sex marriage into it. Now why did […]
Celebrity Skin: Johnny Galecki’s Dick
Johnny Galecki, perhaps most known for his role on the CBS sitcom The Big Bang Theory, played a male prostitute in the 2006-2007 Broadway production The Little Dog Laughed. The role called for full-frontal nudity, and when Johnny heard the call, he answered with his […]
Who Would You Rather?: Chris Pratt Edition
Perhaps you saw the clip of Chris Pratt on Conan, posing in his boxer-briefs and showing off how ripped he got for his role as a Navy SEAL in Zero Dark Thirty. It was a weird moment for me because my first reaction was “Whoa, hot!”… Then I […]



