Every now and then I realize that Andy Cohen‘s the perfect combination of muscle and doughy goodness, and I feel the need to express my desire to motorboat his butt cheeks, run my fingers through his luscious salt and pepper locks and spoon him all […]
The first trailer for HBO’s Behind The Candelabra was released on Sunday, and here’s everything you need to know about director Steven Soderbergh‘s Liberace biopic—Matt Damon wears a translucent white speedo and steps out of a pool at some point. You are welcome to ignore […]
Against all odds, Marc Jacobs is still riding this dick on a regular basis. It’s been over a year since the fashion designer scooped up gay porn star Harry Louis and nudged him into retirement, which is rather impressive when you consider his previous track […]
Beyoncé teased fans yesterday with a five-second promotional clip which inexplicably ended with the following date, time and hashtag: “4.4.2013 / 9AM EDT / #BeyHereNow“. Most folks assumed the international pop sensation would be premiering a new song or music video, or at the very […]
Mark Althavean Andrews, the flamboyant R&B singer better known as Sisqó, has finally unleashed his dragon for the entire world to see. So, uh, exactly how deep is his love for you? We’d estimate somewhere around seven to eight inches, although it’s difficult to tell […]
Winter is cumming. And by “winter”, I mean a group of horny frat boys who like filming their bareback sexcapades and posting them on the internet… It just dawned on me the other day that Morgan, the star of Fraternity X‘s “Cum Dump” and “Hot […]
George Clooney‘s butthole is pulsating wildly. The 51 year-old actor is sitting in his Los Angeles mansion, and out of nowhere he hears a soft but urgent whisper—“Chaaaaaaanning! Oh, Channing!” He looks over to the left. He looks over to the right. Oops! There goes […]
Zac Efron is one of few male celebrities I’d write about whether he’s naked or clothed. Much like Justin Timberlake, he’s graduated from the school of “pretty” to the prestigious university known as “dapper as fuck”. I stand by my statement that I would gladly “stretch […]
The Wolverine is a film about Hugh Jackman starving himself to look like this, growing a beard, running around shirtless and hitting people in the face. There are likely some other plot points involved, but is anyone under the delusion that the actual plot matters? […]
You might know Brad Goreski from The Rachel Zoe Project or his very own reality series It’s A Brad, Brad World. He is an adorable human being, and while I still have no interest in watching his show, I stand by my promise that I […]
