“Are you cumming?” That’s what hot gay DICK slut Ricky Martin just asked me on his new song “Cum With Me” (also known as the Global Anthem of My Pussy & ALL The Dick-Starved Holes In The World). All I gotta say to this sexy-ass […]
Teen Wolf is back for another season on MTV. The premiere raised a very important question; can I use “no pedo” like frat boys use “no homo”? It’s a new school year and, apparently, A LOT happened over summer break that we need to be […]
Tyler Labine isn’t your typical Hollywood hunk, but he’s a big teddy bear type who’s popular within certain corners of the gay community. I tortured myself a few months ago by sitting through a few episodes of Animal Practice, and beyond the monkey and Betsy […]
Pharrell has two singles in the Billboard Top 10 at this very moment in time, so why is he doing gay porn with Next Door Ebony? That’s what I had to ask myself after reading the list of performers in the site’s latest clip “Tenant […]
The entire plot of True Blood basically revolves around finding excuses to get Ryan Kwanten naked, so it might be hard to get it up for these butt shots from the 2012 film Not Suitable For Children. I discovered this bit of celebrity nudity while […]
There is absolutely NOTHING wrong with liking your butthole fucked with a tongue. In the slightest! It’s just nice to imagine that big tough Lance Armstrong is probably humiliated to know that it’s gone public that he likes to submissively bend over to get rimmed. […]
These thirsty bitches better close their ass lips and sit their ratchet asses down, because I’m calling first dibs on Adam Levine‘s DICK! Some thing he’s in called Maroon 5 released a thing called “Love Somebody”, but ain’t nobody got time for that! Who can […]
Dear Kyle Bornheimer, We need to sit down and have a talk. You are an adorable man who makes me excited in the pants-zone, and I would very much like to stick my penis in your mouth and wiggle it around a little bit. You […]
If you don’t already know Benedict Cumberbatch from the top notch BBC series Sherlock or the forthcoming Star Trek film or, if you’ve got a quick eye, the trailer to the star-studded film version of Tracey Letts’ Pulitzer prize winning play August: Osage County, then […]
“Last night I had a wet dream where Robb Stark and Jon Snow were spit-roasting me.” This was a deliciously dorky comment left on yesterday’s post about Game of Thrones star Richard Madden. It reminded me that Jon Snow is, in fact, one hot fucking […]
