I’ve been aware that Mark Duplass existed since the 2009 film Humpday, but I never fully developed a crush on him until I saw him playing opposite of Aubrey Plaza and Jake Johnson in last year’s Safety Not Guaranteed. He played a weirdo who thought […]
This is the gayest thing that ever happened to the world. If I admitted to you how much I enjoyed this mash-up of The Golden Girls and Cher‘s new single “Woman’s World“, then you would probably never want to have sex with me, so I’m […]
Justin Bieber has a new fragrance out (his third), and it’s called “The Key”. Here’s the ad: SO, what we’re getting here – aside from a preview of his new single “Heartbreaker” – is that the “The Key”, itself, is what; his hotel room key? […]
Dustin Zito is the former Fratpad resident best known for his stint on MTV’s The Real World, where he derpily denied working as a buttslut despite the recorded evidence. Things continue to be shady in Dustin’s life, as he was busted on sexual battery charges […]
I will never get tired of writing about Ryan Kwanten‘s butt. Fresh off his tent-pitching scene with True Blood newcomer Rob Kazinsky, the dumb but lovable Jason Stackhouse blessed us with one of his hottest sex scenes in the entire series’ run. Please take note […]
You might know Andrés Velencoso better as Kylie Minogue‘s absurdly hot boyfriend. Though the Spanish model has appeared in campaigns for Banana Republic, Louis Vuitton, H&M, Chanel and Jean Paul Gaultier, he’s primarily known for dating the Australian pop diva for the past five years. He […]
Marlon Wayans has a small (but very charming) role in the new Sandra Bullock and Melissa McCarthy cop flick The Heat. Logically, this inspired me to dig up some old stills of his butt in the 1998 film Senseless. While these might be fifteen years […]
“I think the gender roles are pretty clear. I’m the fucking boss and those two homos have to do what I say.” She’s joking. I think. If not, I am totally moist in my panty area. I have a HUGE crush on San Francisco’s Darling […]
This feels sort of excessive when you’ve already seen his butt earlier in the week, but is anyone really going to complain about Joe Manganiello taking off his shirt and talking about his muscles? Nope! There is no such person in existence who would complain […]
Confession! I skipped the season six premiere of True Blood, because my desire to watch the greatest human being in existence (Danushka from Food Network Star) took precedence over my desire to find out who got naked on that formerly-good show about vampires, werewolves, witches, […]
