Winter can be a tricky time of the year. Sexy celebrities who spend the majority of their summers running around shirtless do this annoying thing where they cover their bodies with fabric. I don't know about you, but I find this development to be quite […]
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Secret Sex: Jimmy Kimmel
It's weird for me to admit this, but I want to bang the hell out of Jimmy Kimmel. I'm probably the only guy in the world who got hard while watching "I'm Fucking Ben Affleck", his response to Sarah Silverman's "I'm Fucking Matt Damon. My fantasies […]
A Very Important Message From Tracy Morgan
In case you're been wondering, 30 Rock star Tracy Morgan loves anal sex. And before you start lubing your dicks for him, I should probably clarify that he loves anal sex with women. ::sigh:: No, he doesn't like taking it with a strap-on. He likes licking […]
Quickie: Military Men Doing Dick
What happens when six hot military men get together in a desert? Unfortunately, it's nothing like the Titan Men's Folsom Maneuvers, but they both have one thing in common–dick. Thanks to
Caption This: Gorilla Voyeur
What happens when two men simulate sex in front of a gorilla? The answer shall lie in your captions, my dear reader. Oh, and while we're at… did we mention that