Get ready to twunk it out, bitches! (Please punch me in the face for typing that sentence.) Fresh off getting his ass pummeled by JD Phoenix and Gabriel Clark, blond beauty Jett Black shows off a different side of himself in a new scene with […]
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Straight Guys Are Gay: Ass Stapling
Dewitt gave me a brilliant idea to gank for this week’s “Straight Guys Are Gay” – searching for “lost bet” on YouTube. You know how in fraternity movies the frat brothers are always doing painful, humiliating and homoerotic things to their taut-bodied pledges? Well, that […]
The Locker Room: Ben Foden
Every time I type Ben Foden‘s name, I keep wanting to type Ben Cohen. The two English rugby players are equally hot in their own special ways—and Cohen even makes a cameo in today’s edition of The Locker Room—but they are most certainly not the […]
iPhone Wars: Battle of The Bulge, A-Z (Part III)
To have a fair Battle of The Bulge, we would have to physically track down each of these twenty-six contestants and photograph them wearing the same style of underwear. That would be far too much work for a round of iPhone Wars—and it still wouldn’t […]
Have You Ever: Had Performance Anxiety?
My apologies if this isn’t sexiest topic for our Have You Ever column. With that said? Most of us, at some point or another, have experienced performance issues. Perhaps you couldn’t get or stay hard. Maybe you couldn’t “finish” when the time came for the […]
The Amateur Hour: Glazed
The burly, bearded fellow pictured above (and below) goes by the name of MikeBear79 on XTube. He’s been known to occasionally make videos with his partner OneHotTeddyBear, and if we’re being completely honest, we’re not really sure who’s the star in this one. Does his […]
What Would You Do?: Rich the Bodybuilder
Here is a list of things I would do with the new, solidly-built Chaos Men model Rich, if I weren’t too busy jerking off to the sight of Josh Long‘s hairy young body over and over and over again: • Take off his shirt. Worship his […]
What Would You Do?: Matyas Jokai
Here is a list of things I would do with Hungarian Bel Ami model Matyas Jokai, if I weren’t too busy scraping my jaw off the floor after seeing his huge uncut rod and hefty low-hangers: • Ask him why he’s Not Lukas Ridgeston. • Take […]
An Open Letter To Bravo Delta’s Balls
Dear Bravo Delta’s Balls, I am available to place my tongue on you whenever you need to be licked. I couldn’t help but notice that, while Bravo was fucking Dillon Rossi, you were bouncing around and looking particularly scrumptious. It seemed suitable to extend this […]
Three’s Company: 59 Pics of Aries, Solomon & Vander’s Extraordinarily Hot Bareback Threeway
At the risk of exaggerating as much as a certain someone I know, this might be the hottest threesome of 2013 (so far). I actually found myself gasping and hyperventilating while scrolling through the 200 or so pictures provided by Chaos Men, growing harder and […]











