I spent my Thursday night at a bear bar, consoling a straight friend after the the New York Jets lost to the Denver Broncos. This wasn’t the sexy sort of consoling like “Let’s head to the bathroom, and I’ll blow you in the stall” (Nor […]
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Top or Bottom: Chris Colfer
You know Chris Colfer as Kurt Hummel, the annoyingly stereotypical power-twink from Glee whose bucket list includes “become CEO of Logo” and fucket list includes “have relations on a dewy meadow of lilac with Taylor Lautner before he gets fat”. This week’s episode found him […]
Top or Bottom: Zac Efron
Zac Efron is the straightest straight man who’s ever been straight. He poses for pictures with women and shows off his awesomely untrimmed treasure trail! He likes skateboarding! Shirtless. Also, this one time he wore flannel to a photo call! That is so heterosexual that […]
Top or Bottom: Anderson Cooper
Despite the outpouring of support when we threatened cancellation, it appears our Top or Bottom experiment has hit a wall. You see, we’re not receiving very many submissions these days, which makes it very difficult to continue with the amateur, member-submitted theme. So what are […]
Top or Bottom: Zachary Quinto
“It’s like our culture is so rooted in voyeuristic obsession and the exposure of people’s lives in order to feel validated. It’s terribly empty and sad. It leaves me with a diminished faith in humanity.” Sorry, Zachary Quinto! We don’t mean to diminish your faith […]
Aural Fixation: Which of These Songs Makes You Want To Bang All Night Long?
Do you miss our Weekly Top Ten countdown? Well, welcome to our very first edition of Aural Fixation! Each week, we’ll lure you in with pictures of atrociously attractive gentlemen, and then present you with four new songs that could potentially appear on your “Bumpin’ […]
Butthole of The Year Finally Gets Fucked
It can’t be easy when you’ve been pegged as the “Butthole of The Year”! Newcomer Cody Lake has done a stellar job at dealing with all the pressure, and he’s certainly lived up to our expectations in his first hardcore scene. In other words? He’s […]
Top or Bottom: Mike
Mike sent his pictures in a while ago, but they got buried under the millions of submissions we’ve had for our Top or Bottom series. Okay, that’s a lie. We’re actually running dry on willing participants, so we had to dig into some older e-mails. […]
Cody Cummings Finally Bottoms… FOR YOU!
Everyone’s waiting for the moment when Cody Cummings spreads his muscular cheeks wide open and lets another man stuff him full of dick. I mean, for the love of jizz, he’s teased us for so long! He’s taken everything from lollipops to butt plugs into […]
Twink Tank: Ryan Diehl & Alexander Greene
The gods of gay porn are good to me. In last week‘s edition of Twink Tank, I briefly mentioned my obsession with mischievous bottom boy Ryan Diehl, and then… POOF! A new scene with him popped up in my inbox. It was like someone answered […]