Damn, do you know how much I wish someone would say that to me? It doesn’t even matter that Christian Wilde is a creepy creepster in the third chapter of “The Haunting” (catch up with part one here, part two here). The fact remains that […]
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BREAKING NEWS: Justin Bieber’s Gaping Boy Cunt
This just in! After the now-infamous “worst” 19th birthday party ever, millions around the globe have realized that Justin Bieber is an entitled brat, and we should all stop paying attention to him immediately. Down on his luck, the pint-sized former pop star has spent […]
Thank Cock It’s Friday: Silence of The Cams
“A serial killer is on the loose. If he logs into your live webcam, you are already dead. Who is this mystery man? Only Clarice (Trenton Ducati) can solve the case, but he can’t do it alone. He relies on the wisdom of prisoner Hannibel […]
Flashback Friday: Greek Lightning (1973)
Just when you thought nothing could be better than the theme song to 1984’s gay porn film Juice, you get an e-mail about an ol’ school flick that seamlessly blends hardcore man sex, high camp humor and car chasing action. Greek Lightning stars Jimmy Hughes as […]
101 Pictures of Darius Bottoming For Aries On Chaos Men
You did not need 101 pictures to know that Darius has the hottest beefy, hairy ass on the internet. You might not even want them. That said? There were originally 109 pictures in this set for his latest video with muscle jock Aries, so you […]
Flipping Out: Trey Turner & Valentin Petrov
This Flipping Out post, in which we carefully examine the versatility of Trey Turner and Valentin Petrov, almost had to play second fiddle to Dominic Ford‘s excellently-titled feature film Silence of The Cams… Upon scrolling through these pics again, I realized I couldn’t deprive you of […]
Hot or Not: Keeping It Quiet
You know how much I want the world to know I’m having sex? As much as I want the world to know that I’m pooping. My apologies for such a crude introduction. It’s just that, well, I’ll never understand people who purposefully broadcast their bedroom […]
Woof Alert: Brad Kalvo
So I guess Brad Kalvo is really embracing the whole “muscle bear” thing, eh? He’s bulked up significantly since we last saw him, and for better or worse, he completely ignored any advice we had to offer on our 2013 Manscaping Guide. Gone are the […]
NOW PRESENTING: The 1,000,000th Time Johnny Rapid Gets Fucked In Prison
Although this video clip’s called “Prison Shower 4“, we’ve legitimately lost track of the number of scenarios involving Johnny Rapid, a prison shower, nightsticks and double penetration. We’re just going to assume this is the millionth time he’s been tag-teamed and taken advantage of by […]
Who Would You Rather?: The Men of London Spunked
We know we say shit like this all the time, but if you watch one gay porn trailer this week, it should be the clip for Chi Chi LaRue‘s London Spunked. Everything about the action is sort of, dare we say it… Perfect? There’s something […]











