Yikes! I’ve really been slacking off on the Flashback Friday series. While there’s probably nothing I could say to make it up to all you retro porn enthusiasts out there, I’d like to at least try to serve up a peace offering in the form […]
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In Which Steve Stiffer Blows Himself While Getting His Hole Plowed…
This is an impressive party trick! Steve Stiffer, a man who described himself as “straight” as of January 2011, can suck his own dick while getting fucked. He demonstrates this skill in Falcon‘s new film Rub Me Right, as he bends himself into a position […]
Could This #TWINKE Handle #THICKE’s (Allegedly) Big Dick?
Hold me! I can’t stop laughing at the Helix Studios parody of Robin Thicke‘s “Blurred Lines”. When I spotted it on The Sword, I had to watch it at least five or seven times, because I didn’t believe it was actually real. This isn’t even […]
Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: Hunter Marx
Today was a good day for penises! We kicked off the morning with some “new” pics of well-hung Bel Ami model Lukas Ridgeston, moved on to staring in awe at Boomer Banks‘ massive meat and then squirmed in delight as Kevin Crows talked about our […]
Flipping Out: Rick Lautner & Jean-Daniel Chagall
Who do I want to fuck more—blond beauty Rick Lautner or dark-haired cutie Jean-Daniel Chagall? When I consulted my dick and realized it was impossible to answer this question, I realized this potential Twink Tank post would find a better home in our Flipping Out […]
If You Like Muscle Jock Beefiness, Then You NEED To Meet Bruiser.
Bruiser is huge! Actually, I have no idea how tall he is or how much he weighs, but he looks like a really big dude who could throw me around in the bedroom (or throw me across a bar after I drunkenly grope his butt […]
Flipping Out: Christopher Daniels
Happy Fourth of July! What a great day it is to celebrate America and all the freedoms that we have. The freedom to watch Christopher Daniels getting fucked in the ass, say. And don’t forget about that other great freedom we should be celebrating today: […]
Thank Cock It’s Friday: Marcus Mojo Remains Exceptionally Gorgeous, Bottoms For Brandon Lewis & Makes You Cum All Over Yourself
I think it would be fair to say that Marcus Mojo is one of the prettiest porn stars I’ve ever had the privilege of meeting. It was fairly intimidating to walk up to him at the Cybersocket Awards and ask for a picture, but he […]
Are You More (Or Less) Turned On By Sex With A Straight Guy?
In this particular Sean Cody video, Morgan seems overly excited that he’s going to get fucked by a straight guy. We don’t blame him for wanting Hunter‘s dick inside of him or anything. It’s just that, well, does it really matter if he identifies as […]
Flipping Out: Logan Vaughn
Let’s not kid ourselves! In 2013, Logan Vaughn will go down in gay porn history as one of the hottest muscle bottom bitches. Nobody, and I mean nobody, is operating under the delusion that he’ll take the top prize as this year’s Flip-Fucker of The […]











