There are big cocks, and then there are cocks so absurdly monstrous they’d cause car crashes if someone drove by and saw them on a billboard. Look, I’m not sure why anyone would ever put a gigantic dick on a billboard where innocent eyes could see […]
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PARDON MY HARDNESS.
Yohann Banks is getting fucked by a guy with a beard and a guy with a mustache! If you do not understand why this makes me harder than I’ve ever been before, then you clearly have not been reading this blog for very long. You […]
Kris Evans Is Not Lukas Ridgeston.
Yesterday, I tweeted Bel Ami to inquire when legendary performer Lukas Ridgeston would be returning to destroy every twink hole in existence (or at least on their website). They replied with a vague “Just a little longer!“, which is frustrating to my oh-so-impatient soul, but at least […]
Flipping Out: Trenton Ducati
Do you need further proof why Trenton Ducati was announced as 2012’s Flip-Fucker of The Year? Look no further than his threesome with Charlie Harding and Kyle King, as seen in Raging Stallion‘s The Woods: Part Two. Mr. Ducati plays a park ranger who’s greeted by […]
Everything Butt: Damian Taylor
Despite having done a pair of scenes for Circle Jerk Boys, Damian Taylor never really caught our attention until his most recent work on Extra Big Dicks. The set-up for this scenario isn’t particularly revolutionary. Joe Parker walks into the room and finds Damian napping […]
Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: Trey’s Big Ol’ Schlong
Trey‘s a 28 year-old mechanic who’s been married (to a woman) for five years. According to Chaos Men, they’re a very sexually adventurous couple, and she’s been known to play with his hairy pink hole on occasion. Presumably, she’s also okay with the fact that […]
What Would You Do?: Doug Acre
Here’s a list of things I would do with gay porn star Doug Acre, if he weren’t too busy fucking people on camera to ever bother getting fucked by me off camera: • Pull him close to me and plant a deep, wet kiss on […]
Thank Cock It’s Friday: The Big Justin Cruise Problem
Earlier this week, I received a frantic (yet somewhat mysterious message) on Tumblr from an individual claiming to be gay porn star, gorgeous human being and Lucas Entertainment exclusive Justin Cruise. Here is the unedited text: “Hey buddy, my name is Justin Cruise and I’m […]
Close Your Eyes And Think Of England
If you’re looking to fuck a number of hot guys—and of course that’s what you want to do—you might want to consider booking the next flight to Heathrow. Earlier this month, Time Out London released its study of the city’s sex habits, and there were […]
The Amateur Hour: Over 8 Inches Long, 7.5 Inches Thick
Imagine shoving an entire Red Bull can up your ass. That’s what it’d be like to get fucked by XTube user thickestdck, who regularly posts homemade videos of himself and his tiny, anally-gifted boyfriend. You’ve got to give major props to the bottom in this […]











