Yeah! You heard that right, ball lickers! A panel of expert judges composed of me and ONLY ME have determined, no lie, that Landon Conrad is this week’s hottest BITCH. It doesn’t matter if he’s deep-dicking Tyler Wolf or getting his hole twerked over by […]
Oh hell to the yes! I’m not sure who’s the dirty fucker who blurts out that line in Jansen‘s latest tag-team fling for Fraternity X, but everyone else should shut the hell up and let him do the talking from now on… Especially that guy […]
My dick would spontaneously combust if Dale Cooper walked into my kitchen with a full beard, wearing nothing but a pair of tighty whities and casually sipping from a glass of red wine. If he then proceeded to bend me over the counter, pull down […]
What? Are you kidding me? How is it possible that we’ve never paid tribute to Ty Roderick‘s glorious man-meat in his very own Cock-A-Doodle Do Me post? This is a preposterous oversight of epic proportions, and we should probably be punished for it with a […]
Well, fuck me gently with a super-sized Three Bumps For Your Rump Anal Plug and call me a doctor when you’re done! It looks like I might have to retract my statement about Josh Long and Jimmy Fanz being “2013’s Most Aesthetically Pleasing Scene Partners“. […]
“I’m an ass guy, what can I say?” These eight magical words from Corbin Fisher‘s Brant have lingered in my mind since his debut on the site. At the time, he was referring to how he fantasized about doing “fucking a girl in the ass” to […]
Drop everything else and pick up your dick! There’s a threeway that demands your masturbational attention, and you should be watching it and touching yourself as soon as humanly possible. Let me ask, do the names David Anthony, Hunter Marx and Jessie Colter mean anything […]
I’ve said this before, but I’ll say it again—Colby Jansen is on track to become the Best Dick of 2013. This could change at any given point with such ferocious competition as Andrew Stark, James Jamesson, Vinny Castillo, Paddy O’Brian and our current “Sexiest Man […]
Well, I know what I’ll be jerking off to tonight! You simply can’t go wrong with two hairy, muscular brutes fucking one another in a locker room, and that’s especially true when we’re talking about Drake Jaden and gay porn newcomer Matt Stevens. These manly […]
Correct me if I’m wrong, but prostate exams don’t usually include blowjobs, cocks up your butt and a load of jizz splattered onto your chest, right? If not, health insurance companies better brace themselves for an influx of phone calls, all coming from horny dudes […]
