Last week, I tweeted Bel Ami to inquire when legendary performer Lukas Ridgeston would be returning to single-handedly cure erectile dysfunction with the power of his earth-shattering hotness. As previously noted, they replied with a vague “Just a little longer!“ I tried my best to move on with my life and […]
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Kris Evans Is Not Lukas Ridgeston.
Yesterday, I tweeted Bel Ami to inquire when legendary performer Lukas Ridgeston would be returning to destroy every twink hole in existence (or at least on their website). They replied with a vague “Just a little longer!“, which is frustrating to my oh-so-impatient soul, but at least […]
Twink Tank: Max Ryder’s Cummy Hole
What’s the only thing (potentially) better than a semi-anonymous Bel Ami twink getting his hole spunked? A crossover between two of the hottest gay porn studios, in which Cocky Boys‘ exclusive model Max Ryder gets his ass drilled by well-hung Bel Ami beauty Jim Kerouac! […]
Twink Tank: 3 Big Cocks for Marcel Gassion
Correct me if I’m wrong, but there’s no bad time to watch some squeaky clean, semi-anonymous Bel Ami twink get rammed up his smooth young ass by three of his particularly well-endowed site-mates… Right? I mean, the weekend is almost here! You’re going to have […]
Twink Tank: Jack Harrer
I’m downright baffled that it’s taken me this long to notice Bel Ami‘s Jack Harrer. I mean, it’s not as if we haven’t written about him before! It’s not as if I’ve never seen him before! I suppose that, up until now, he just blended in […]
Flipping Out: Mick Lovell
Bel Ami‘s Mick Lovell was right on the brink of making our 2012 Flip-Fucker of The Year countdown. In retrospect, we’re not actually sure how he didn’t make the top ten, but let’s not dwell on those entirely unimportant details! All you need to know […]
Twink Tank: Misha Akunin
Do not be alarmed! Do not adjust your computer screens! And, perhaps most importantly, do not put your dicks back into your pants! This is an emergency edition of our Twink Tank series, brought to you by my extreme desire to slam the living daylights […]
Elton John’s Got Great Taste In Traveling Companions
Elton John is a multi-millionaire celebrity queen, and multi-millionaire celebrity queens can afford to include hot Bel Ami porn guys in their vacation entourages. As Dewitt mentioned yesterday, Elton and his husband vacationed in the south of France this summer, and Queerty reports that Bel […]
You’ll Shoot Your Eye Out!
No, we’re not making a reference to A Christmas Story or the “official Red Ryder carbine-action, two hundred shot Range Model air rifle with a compass in the stock and this thing which tells time”… That aside, it should be noted that Peter Billingsley (Ralphie) […]
Hot or Not: Bel Ami’s Obnoxiously Loud Models
Most of us would agree that it’s desirable for your partner(s) to be verbal and communicative during sex. However, one might argue that there’s such a thing as too much moaning, growling and dirty talk in the bedroom. Bel Ami‘s models are notorious for wailing […]








