Emir, we missed you! I’m delusional and really thought I “discovered” Emir Boscatto back in July when I posted about him fucking around with Sonny Colucci for Men at Play. He’s basically the physical representation of “fuck” and I figured he would be all over […]
It’s Maskurbate’s birthday, yet YOU’RE getting the gift. Weird. Ugh, this means I’M old. Maskurbate is celebrating their 10th anniversary! That’s a lot of seriously sexy dudes in masks jerking off and getting groped. As they put it, the site’s got “290+ exclusive videos, 270+ […]
My kingdom for beefy boys. Markie More walks in on his new neighbor Johnny Riley taking big honkin’ sniffs of his jockstrap. Busted! Cum ensues! I’ve had my eye on the beefy-in-the-body, boyish-in-the-face Riley since he and Scott Demarco were trying to figure out if […]
Why can’t I be Phillip? Ever since I watched Sean Cody’s beefy god of thrust Kellin give it to Joey a little while back, I’ve been wondering nightly what it would be like to have him pound my ass into hamburger. So I’m feeling a […]
This is the sort of porn scene that shows you things can and do get better. Tiny beefstick Oliver (or “favorite slut boy Oli” as the scene description delightfully refers to him as) is stocky and hot. The returning Ben Rose is your handsome, rangy […]
Aw, puppy! The dog’s cute, too. I’ve been side-eyeing the rest of the gay blogs since last week. Everyone and their gay uncle have posted about the Olympics, mainly featuring the unholy amount of incredibly attractive men competing. That’s fantastic. However, something has been missing […]
WARNING: Most of you are going to scroll through the dudes below and go “Michael, you are a fool because none of these guys are fat!” That’s sort of my point. Fat. Thick. Bear. Beefy. Chub. Chunky. Obese. Overweight. Descriptors are easy, convenient, and up […]
Frankly, I like a porn performer with a little meat on his bones. Here’s Broderick slamming Curtis‘ hams for Sean Cody. One of the other gay porn bloggers (yeah, I look over at the competition once in awhile) pissed all over this scene, and not […]
Why don’t we get some waffles after you finish riding my cock, brah? Have I committed enough SEO? You know how there’s porn where the dudes are playing like they’re jocks but you can tell they’ve never thrown any kind of sportsball in their lives? […]
It’s just a personal preference. Guys with long hair don’t do it for me. This goes double for guys with long hair that have secured them with ponytails. I can’t even go there with you on the dreaded man bun. Here’s the latest offering from […]
