You may remember Samuel O’Toole from our controversial “Hot or Not?: Straight Porn” post. After watching this beefy stud shove his impossibly thick cock into a female costar, most of you were probably thinking, “Damn, I wish that I were in her place!” And you’re […]
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Quickie: Landon Mark
Where the fuck did this man come from? The folks at Randy Blue claim they discovered Landon Mark at a gym, where he just so happens to work as a personal trainer. However, we’re not buying their story. This man clearly fell out of heaven. […]
Woof Alert: Zak Spears
Back in the day, looking at internet porn wasn’t easy. Those standard-sized JPEG images you devour on a daily basis? They’d take eons to load with a dial-up modem. And that seemed like a lifetime when you were anxiously waiting with your dick in your […]
Woof Alert: Vinnie D’Angelo & Paul Wagner
Originally, we had planned to make today’s Woof Alert about Vinnie D’Angelo, but then we had second thoughts about it. We muttered to ourselves silently, “Maybe we should make this about Paul Wagner.” And then it dawned on us–why can’t this post be about both […]
Jess + Max + Tub = HOT!
It’s no secret that I have a tendency to play favorites. And when it comes to Sean Cody‘s porn? I think it’s clear that I’m a little obsessed with Landon and Max. While the studio has yet to fulfill my dreams by placing them together […]
Quickie: Grant Hockman
Have you ever met someone, developed a crush on them and discovered shortly after that they’re straight? I don’t know about you, but it’s happened to me on numerous occasions! In my world, they tend to come out of the closet a year later and […]
Want To See This Guy Getting Fucked?
That was a rhetorical question. Of course you want to see this guy taking it up the ass. Because, duh, he's fucking gorgeous! We unfortunately didn't pay much attention when Max made his solo debut on Sean Cody, but we couldn't help taking notice when […]
Quickie: Ben Corliss
Sorry, boys! Ben Corliss is both straight and married, so it's pretty likely that you don't have a chance with him. Oh, wipe those frowns off your faces! Just because this beefy bodybuilder's tied down with a lady, that doesn't mean we can't stare longingly […]
Quickie: Amit Malhotra
“He’s pretty hot for an Indian guy.” I hate when people say shit like that. The worst part is that they say it as if it’s not even offensive. How can you imply that the majority of people within a given race are unattractive, and […]
The Ten: Kris Allen Can’t Be Stopped
For the third week in a row, American Idol winner Kris Allen has topped our weekly countdown of the hottest men on the planet. But don't blame us if you're unhappy with this development! Whether you like it or not, you're the ones who voted […]