There’s always a pang of guilt that I can’t bring up Boomer Banks without mentioning his “totally humongous, 10-inch schlong“, but have you seen the equipment he’s got swinging between his legs? It’s a sight to behold! In fact, we should stop celebrating Christmas, Thanksgiving […]
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BEHOLD: Aaron Bruiser As Rugby Coach Colby Jansen’s Secret Cock Slut
There’s a faction of Colby Jansen‘s fan-base who’s been clamoring to see the beefy rugby stud paired with someone who’s his physical match. Enter Aaron Bruiser! The former model for The Guy Site and Chaos Men plays the role of a total dick-wad in the […]
Four Play: Jed Athens’ Bareback Sex Fest
The last time I criticized Michael Lucas—if your definition of “criticism” involves stating things he actually said and did—one of his former (?) employees repeatedly e-mailed me and asked me to remove any posts where I said anything negative about the Lucas Entertainment founder. Things escalated […]
I’ve Never Done This Before: Pascal Aubry’s Man-On-Man Baptism
Montreal stripper Pascal Aubry made a strong impact on this past weekend’s oddball Who Would You Rather poll, so there’s solid evidence to support that the majority of you won’t mind seeing him have gay sex for (allegedly) the very first time. He’s topping Alexy […]
Are You Ready To See Sergeant Miles Bottom?
It’s the moment that nobody but me has been waiting for! Sergeant Miles is a bearded, inked and decently hung model for military porn site All-American Heroes. He impressed me a whole lot in his oral debut with Airman First Class Paolo, and I had […]
Woof Alert: Hungry Bottom Cub Clif London
Clif London is like the cub version of Marcus Isaacs. He’s got the thick beard, the tattoos and a hairy ass that can’t ever get enough cock. Bear Films found this cutie during their latest winter shoot in Toronto, and since I am far too busy […]
David Picard Just Gave Me A Boner.
This headline won’t win me a Pulitzer Prize for journalism, but it’s an accurate statement regarding what just happened to my penis a few minutes ago. I stumbled upon these photos of DJ David Picard on Sissydude, and after an initial twitch of approval from […]
“I’m A Straight Guy With A Cock Fetish”
Quote of the week? Soga80 is a self-proclaimed “basic bi guy” who stands at 6’2″ and weighs in at 240 pounds. If you’ve got a big cock and feel an urge to travel to Montpelier, Ohio, then I would highly recommend bending him over on […]
Oral Only: 30 Loads For A Cum-Hungry Cocksucker
Gay men love to feel unreasonable shame over a lot of stupid stuff, but can someone explain to me why I feel so much guilt over not loving cum? There was a point in the trailer for Seth Chase‘s latest swallowing compilation where I found […]
This Man Has An Incredible Penis.
Not to be melodramatic or anything, but it is murdering every inch of my soul (with a chainsaw) that I can’t show you pictures of this man’s incredible penis. I just spent the past ten minutes drooling at the thick, long and veiny wonder in […]











