We’d like to congratulate Arnaldo Anaya Lucca on some of the most strategically frustrating cropping in the history of nude male photography. His shoot with Seth Kuhlmann teases us with a glimpse of the model’s pubes. Then right when you think he’s about to go […]
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Celebrity Skin: Justin Long
Once upon a time, I rented the romantic comedy Going The Distance for my parents, not realizing that it was packed with jokes about dry humping and phone sex. I also wasn’t aware that Justin Long‘s butt would play such a prominent role in the […]
Caption This: Bike Buddies
Two guys are riding down the street on their bicycles. At first, we thought they both had ridiculous wedgies, but it appears that they’re actually thongin’ it up like Chase Hostler. Maybe they’re trying to get rid of those pesky tan lines? That’s for you […]
Everything Butt: Mitch Branson
When you run out of ideas, sometimes it’s best to fall back on what you know! Admittedly, we had some difficulty finding a subject for today’s Everything Butt post, and this led to us returning to a pair of cheeks that we know all too […]
Quickie: Ernest Pierce
It’s not every day that we start off our posts with the “money shot”, but Ernest Pierce‘s butt was so scrumptious that we couldn’t resist. It’s okay though! We promise there’s much more to see after this, including but not limited to his rock hard […]
Twink Tank: Seth Knight
Say hello to Seth Knight. Should you choose to move forward with this introduction, you’ll see him sucking and getting fucked by Girth Brooks‘ monstrous cock. Oddly, the most impressive thing about this clip isn’t his scene partner’s massive wang, but rather his ability to […]
Stuff Straight People Like: Home Improvement Shows
There’s obviously been an element of self-parody to our new Stuff Straight People Like series. We’d never go so far to make sweeping generalizations that all heterosexual dudes are fascinated by nipples or waging a war against the word “bromance”. However, we do have a […]
Quickie: Adam Rexx
You can’t really go wrong with a hot dude on a beach. This is especially true when he’s buck-ass naked. From Robert Gonzelez to Kevin Crows, it’s a common theme in photographer Ed Olen‘s work. He has a knack for capturing unbelievably attractive men as […]
Popular Demand: James Franco, Booty Grabs & More!
If you’ve lost all faith in gay culture, here’s something to brighten up your day! Our post about the Supreme Court‘s recent ruling on Westboro Baptist Church‘s funeral protests received more feedback than a discussion post about Lady Gaga‘s new music video. And now for […]
So Many Sexy Things Happening In This Video…
The new promotional video for teamm8 underwear includes the following disclaimer: “WARNING! This video may cause you to drop everything and escape the world for a few days.” It’s a fairly accurate description of the clip, provided you replace the word “everything” with “your pants”. […]

