There are few men in this world who’d complain about an overabundance of porn in their lives, but after spending an hour rearranging my various folders, it suddenly dawned on me that I might be one of them (even though I fucking love porn with […]
Tag: Armond Rizzo
The Ten: Gay Porn DILF Andrew Justice Tops Muscle God Saul Harris
For the first time since he began his four-week run as the “Sexiest Man of The Moment“, Andrew Justice had some solid competition on The Ten. There were only 27 votes separating the gay porn star from one-time Sean Cody model Saul Harris. There were […]
Everything Butt: Is Armond Rizzo 2014’s Hottest Cock Slut?
If it’s factually accurate that Landon Conrad fucked the whole world this year, then it’s equally true that Armond Rizzo has bottomed for every single human that’s ever walked the face of the Earth, dead or alive. The pint-sized power bottom has his elastic anus […]
Armond Rizzo Takes On Eddy Adams’ Ridiculously Thick 9×8 Inch Dick
As a man whose ass can swallow cocks that are practically the size of his entire body, pint-sized power bottom Armond Rizzo has developed a very strong and dedicated following. Sure, he’s been criticized in the past for overacting and getting a little too noisy, […]
The Ten: Roman Dawidoff Is The (New) Sexiest Man of The Moment
We had nine weeks of Paul Wagner on top, four weeks of Anthony Moufarej on top, and now, Roman Dawidoff has begun his reign as the “Sexiest Man of The Moment“. With nearly 6,000 votes counted, Dawidoff came in 227 votes ahead of Moufarej. The shift knocked […]
“Cock Fight!” Is 10 Billion Times Better Than “So You Think You Can Fuck”.
Gay porn star Landon Conrad was recently announced as the season four winner for Dominic Ford‘s interactive series So You Think You Can Fuck. I’m not particularly enthused by this development, because before this season even began, I expressed disapproval via Twitter about SYTYCF gradually losing […]
Trenton Ducati Needs To Get Inside Us Now… YES, ALL OF US!
Remember earlier this week when we said the numbers don’t lie? We may have lied! After checking the top Cock-A-Doodle Do Me posts of the year, we discovered that (so far) Trenton Ducati‘s destined for sixth place on our Best Dicks of 2014 list. This […]
The Cock Buffet: Brought To You By Seven Days of Loads (Part Five)
The jizz is flowing as we enter the fifth day of our Seven Days of Loads challenge. Those of you who are loyal (and wonderful) readers have sat through the same introduction four damn times this week, so you’re welcome to skip all this text […]
Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: Ian Murphy
Ian Murphy caught my attention from the moment I saw him. That slim, hairy torso! That thick beard! And, duh, that long piece of meat dangling between his legs! Nothing could ruin such a beautiful combination… At least that’s what I thought, until pint-sized power […]
Is It Possible That Landon Conrad Got Hotter?
Landon Conrad was already pretty damn hot to begin with, so the idea of him becoming any more appealing is just straight up offensive to us regular, normal-looking people. The worst thing is, I can’t even figure out what he did to become hotter for […]