He’s known for practical jokes, so this has got to be one. In an interview with Italy’s MAX magazine, George Clooney was talking about plastic surgery and claimed to have had his balls ironed. Ow? (via Queerty) “I’ve never fixed my eyes, but I spent […]
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The Cock Buffet: Brought To You By Fucking, Fucking & Nothing BUT Fucking!
If you’re the type who skips most solo scenes or fast-forwards through oral sequences, then you’re going to love today’s edition of The Cock Buffet! Each of today’s menu items feature hardcore dick-in-ass action, and underneath each introductory pic, you’ll find a video clip to […]
Three’s Company: Christian Wilde, Connor Maguire & Ashton Webber
This is, like, the 43rd time we’ve mentioned Connor Maguire this week, but can you really blame us for being a little obsessed? That sexy ginger beast is on a roll! Tonight, he joins up with this past weekend’s Cock-A-Doodle Do Me subject Christian Wilde […]
Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: Christian Wilde (II)
If you believe everything my dick has to say—and why shouldn’t you—Christian Wilde‘s bottoming debut was quite feasibly “The Best In The History of Butts“. Fortunately, the sight of his fuzzy virgin hole getting plunged for the first time didn’t magically destroy our desire to […]
The Cock Buffet: Now With Twice The Amount of Double Penetration!
In a world where stretched-out holes are as omnipresent as the oxygen we breathe, gay porn fans (aka anyone with a penis who likes penises) demand more than just regular ol’ double penetration. Thanks to Johnny Rapid‘s gaping young anus, horny men everywhere have grown […]
Get Inside of My Butt Now, Dale Cooper.
My dick would spontaneously combust if Dale Cooper walked into my kitchen with a full beard, wearing nothing but a pair of tighty whities and casually sipping from a glass of red wine. If he then proceeded to bend me over the counter, pull down […]
They Can FUCK… But Can They ACT?
Gay porn stars aren’t always the best actors. You don’t have to visit My Husband Is Gay or Bang Me Sugar Daddy more than once to figure that out. Often, these guys are victims to outrageous scenarios or poorly-scripted dialogue, but on the other hand, […]
Woof Alert: Anthony London (II)
Dearest gentlemen, I come before you today to discuss my desire for a hairy, dominant daddy. It’s been far too long since my last rendezvous with a mature, experienced fellow, and I would like to recapture that glorious sensation of a hot DILF cock buried […]
The Cock Buffet: Brought To You By Big Dicks, Blindfolds, Bottoms & Bareback Foursomes
You’re gonna want to grab your cum rag early for today’s edition of The Cock Buffet! The grand finale is an epic foursome in which Sean Cody‘s Dennis gets supremely dicked down by Jarek, Liev & Taylor. Now, this isn’t your standard “wait your turn” […]
The Ten: Jay Anthony Parks Tops The Competition
Get your mind out of the gutter, you dick-hungry bastard! Pretty boy model Jay Anthony Parks hasn’t “topped” any of his competition on The Ten like that (as far as we know). I mean, you’re welcome to imagine him lining up Anton Antipov, Angelo Peterson, […]











