My favorite part about killing the Weekly Top Ten countdown* is that I can write about music I enjoy without you all being like, “Bah, why haven’t you covered the David Guetta, Jessie J, Chris Brown, blah blah blah, shit song?” Look, it’s not like […]
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Ben Brown Is The King of Facials
Ben Brown has appeared in at least six installments of The Cock Buffet, yet we haven’t written a post (specifically) about him since October. This is unacceptable! Paul Wagner got two posts within a 48-hour period, and you’ve had to suffer this long through a […]
Quickie: David Mortelecque By Frank Mijares
And we don’t even know his last name! Or his first name, for that matter. Absolu Living sent over these shots by photographer Frank Mijares—taken in various locations around one of their apartments—and we simply couldn’t resist sharing them with you. On that note, we […]
Twink Tank: Kyle Ross Vs. Sencer Keve
Ignore these two guys! This post is actually about Julian Smiles, the slightly-muscular young man who’s going to shove his dick into both of them. We’re disguising this as a Twink Tank meets Fuck Vs. Fuck competition, in which Kyle Ross faces off against gay […]
GloZell Is Your New Favorite Person
Did you hate Nicki Minaj‘s video for “Stupid Hoe”? Do you have no tolerance for a rapper holding out the same damn syllable, as a strobe light causes you to have a seizure? <– These are basically the same question. If you responded “yes” to […]
Miranda Causing Controversy
She was always my favorite one. It’s true. I always thought she was the best actor of the bunch. Plus, she brought us Steve – and Steve was a hot piece of ass. Cynthia Nixon, pictured above with her fiance, came out as a lesbian […]
Fashion?
I always say I loathe shopping because men’s fashion is so frickin’ boring. It seems Walter Van Beirendonck is directly challenging that sentiment with his Fall/Winter 2012-2013 collection. I mean, it’s certainly not boring… But what is it? FYI: Thom Browne‘s collection was also, um, interesting. […]
Oscar Nominations Are In!
Some gay dudes treat the Academy Awards like the Super Bowl. I’m not one of those people, but I figured I’d post a list of this year’s nominees (so you guys can bicker and debate about who’s going to win). Frankly, the only thing I […]
Adam Lambert Needs A New Graphic Designer
I’m all for supporting openly gay artists, but you’re making it difficult for me right now, Adam Lambert. Is this seriously the album cover for your upcoming project Trespassing? Like, for real? This wasn’t designed in some 13 year-old fan’s basement with MS Paint and […]
Quickie: Clyde
I’d apologize for posting another porn guy in our Quickie series, but don’t even try to pretend like you’re not excited to see Clyde‘s penis. He’s downright adorable. If that smile weren’t enough for you, those abs would do the trick. Fuck, I’m not even into […]