Bros With Phones is the alternative to Guys With iPhones that doesn’t judge where the fuck you bought your phone from. I finally gave the site a chance after watching my boo Jonny McGovern‘s “#TOTDF” music video, and I especially enjoyed the What Would You […]
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It’s Here! The “Magic Mike” Teaser Trailer!
The male stripper epic starring Channing Tatum, Matt Bomer, Alex Pettyfer, Matthew McConaughey, Adam Rodriguez, and my werewolf lover Joe Manganiello has a teaser trailer! You don’t see much, but Channing doesn’t have a shirt on for a lot of it. And I’ve never wanted […]
Marshall Gets Blown & Rimmed By Phillip
Remember Marshall? He was a big hit in our What Would You Do series, so we’d like to think you haven’t forgotten about him by now. However, we’re well aware how all of your deviant, wandering eyes work! One minute you’re worshiping Quinn Christopher Jaxon, […]
This Picture of Ben Cohen’s Thighs Is EVERYTHING.
Worried that you might not be able to pay your rent/mortgage this month? Still waiting to hear back from the guy who banged you last Wednesday? Car trouble? Boy trouble? Family trouble? Any trouble that could potentially cause you stress and make you want to […]
Popular Demand: The Week In Which A Blurry Pic of Zac Efron’s Butt Made The Whole World ‘Gasm
Monday, Monday! Fuck, it’s another Monday! That’s the song I just wrote about Mondays. It’s destined to become bigger on the internet than Zac Efron strutting around naked on a balcony, because I’m a very important blogger who writes popular posts about hot Sean Cody […]
Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: Trenton Ducati
Two questions! Is it wrong that I think Trenton Ducati looks like a ripped version of Alan Thicke from Growing Pains? Taking that into account, is it wrong that this really turns me on? It appears I have a bizarre secret obsession with Kirk Cameron‘s […]
Caption This: The Floating Curtain Dick
You need to watch this trailer. Basically, our dear friend Jake Steel makes an attempt to masturbate on his own, and then a magical floating penis emerges from the curtain next to him. It’s priceless (almost as good as Parker London‘s pizza box blowjob in […]
Everything Butt: Anthony Romero (II)
We don’t have to explain why Anthony Romero is making a second appearance in our Everything Butt series. It’s pretty obvious, right? Ever since this edition of The Cock Buffet, we haven’t been able to get his wondrous, muscular mounds out of our heads. If […]
Gay Ass Gossip: Zac Efron Can Unhook A Bra(?) With One Hand
ITEM – Zac Efron is doing the press whore tour for the umpteenth cheesy love story based on a Nicholas Sparks novel. Seriously, all of those movies are the same. Someone finds some shit that leads them to someone and someone’s dead and can I […]
Thank Cock It’s Friday: The 7-Man Orgy
Does it count as an orgy if there are only seven people? I got into a discussion about this with a friend’s bisexual ex-boyfriend, and he had a very clear idea of what constitutes an “orgy” versus what’s considered “group sex”. I forget what he […]