I love when the topic of “Hot Or Not” allows me to speak from experience. Well, not my own personal experience. It’s second-hand but it’s pretty good because, much like these pics and clip from Broke Straight Boys, it involves straight guys. I have two […]
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Quickie: Marc Fitt
He’s a fitness model. That’s right, his name is “Marc Fitt” and he’s a fitness model and personal trainer. I wonder if that’s a ridiculous pseudonym. The good thing about his name is that when he has gay or female clients, they can distract themselves […]
Josh Long: 2012′s Best Human Being
Hi, you guys! It’s Dewitt’s Dick. You might remember me from my posts about Josh Long and the greatest film of all time Men In Sand. Today I am here to talk about Josh Long again, because I just heard a rumor from Dewitt’s brain that […]
Bradley Cooper Has 5 Nipples. Wanna See Em’?
Bradley Cooper was on Ellen promoting that flick about mentally ill people with the Hunger Games biddy, and he took the opportunity to show Ellen his extra nipples. This is stupid and fake (although the 3rd one looks kinda real – maybe that one is?) […]
Jeff Joslin Is An (Actual) DILF
The silver fox you see above is Jeff Joslin, the father of Justice Joslin. You might be more familiar with Justice as the current title-holder for “Sexiest Man of The Moment“. After doing some research (and receiving a tip from a glorious reader), we’ve come […]
Who Would You Rather?: Chris Pratt Edition
Perhaps you saw the clip of Chris Pratt on Conan, posing in his boxer-briefs and showing off how ripped he got for his role as a Navy SEAL in Zero Dark Thirty. It was a weird moment for me because my first reaction was “Whoa, hot!”… Then I […]
The Ten: Justice Joslin Comes Out On Top
If you like your men lean and fuzzy, then you’ll be happy to know that Justice Joslin and Arnaud Dehaynin have snagged the top two spots on The Ten. The scathingly hot duo have proven that size doesn’t (necessarily) matter, as they dominate Bel Ami model […]
Vinny Castillo: 2012′s Most Boner-Worthy Straight Guy
Judging from the popularity of this beloved series and the search engine phrase “Cody Cummings bottoming“, the majority of you only want to see straight guys if they’re doing gay things. Now, I’m with you for the most part, but there was one HUGE exception […]
Quickie: Jake Andrews
You’ve already seen Jake Andrews butt naked and doing dirty things with other men. Why should you get pumped about seeing him model swimwear, undies and jockstraps in a fashion spread for Andrew Christian? Um, I’ll tell you why! Because he’s ridiculously hot. Not to mention, there’s […]
Naughty or Nice: Chris Rockway & Robert Craig
Help! With less than a week before Christmas, I can’t decide which list Chris Rockway and Robert Craig belong on. There’s a “nice” sweetness to the opening section of this trailer for Randy Blue, but then things get very “naughty” toward the end of the […]

