This question goes out to all of you, because let’s face it—some tops love getting fingered and some bottoms hate it. Generally, my stock response to the latter group tends to be that they’ve just never met the right finger… I tell them to hang […]
I’m fighting so hard to not compare Elli Ingram to fellow Brit-pop-soul singer Adele. I mean, it always drives me crazy when judges on reality TV shows like The Voice or American Idol look at a girl who isn’t a size zero and spurt out, […]
Hey everyone! It’s Dewitt’s Dick again, and I am here to tell you about Austin Wilde and Anthony Romero‘s new website Guys In Sweatpants! You might already be familiar with it… But did you know that they are relaunching it as a hardcore porn site, featuring […]
My younger brother once brought his entire fraternity pledge class home for a weekend, and I just happened to be visiting home as well. Ok, I totally planned it. Anyway, the majority of them were hot but (assuming they were straight) I held myself in […]
Let’s get ready to rumble! It’s time for another thrilling round of Fuck Vs. Fuck, the “Who Wore It Better?” of dicks up butts. This week, the dick in question belongs to Jimmy Durano, and the buttholes answering its primal call can be found between […]
Like the rest of you, the high point of the Superbowl for me (well, the high point of all the after coverage) was the oiled thighs of Calvin Klein’s newest superstar model Matthew Terry. Those legs! That 18-pack! You couldn’t really make out his face, […]
Well hullo MVP Joe Flacco! You just won the Superbowl! And what will you be doing to celebrate your victory? Going to Disneyworld? Screw that! You and the rest of your sexy-ass teammates should go directly to my bedroom. I will absolutely be your […]
How’s everyone getting settled in this morning? Now that we’ve recovered from the combined forced of the Baltimore Ravens‘ win, Beyoncé Bowl and the unmusical vocabulary of Downton Abbey, we can all go back to staring at pretty models and talking about their butts… Because that’s what […]
“Beyoncé Silences Doubters With Intensity at Halftime” may sound like a tweet from a devoted follower of The Church of Destiny’s Child, but it’s an actual headline on The New York Times website right now. Look, you can throw your shade all you want: “Madonna […]
Dearest readers! How would you all feel if we made The Amateur Hour a daily occurrence here in Manhunt Land? Last week, we covered a huge load, a huge cock, a hugely adorable cub and a hugely questionable selection of sex music, and judging from […]
