Throw your crusty thong-wearing faves into a dumpster and make some room for future dance-pop queen Betty PHUCKING Who! On her new single “You’re In Love”, this tall-ass hot bitch tells her man he’s in love with her because she’s flawless as ALL fuck, and […]
What? Are you kidding me? How is it possible that we’ve never paid tribute to Ty Roderick‘s glorious man-meat in his very own Cock-A-Doodle Do Me post? This is a preposterous oversight of epic proportions, and we should probably be punished for it with a […]
We invite you to spot what’s wrong in this completely unedited scene description from Bel Ami: “Today we have another 3D update from the newly released movie ‘Out of Control’ movie. In this episode, 2 of our American studs, Austin Merrick and Alex Waters, tag […]
Abel didn’t tell his girlfriend that he was going to jerk off and show off his butt cheeks on a gay porn site. He wanted to get enough money to make a down payment on a house, and obviously, the only choice he had was […]
Ah, it’s that time of year when the plebes (freshmen) at the Annapolis Naval Academy in Maryland celebrate the end of their plebe-dom by climbing up a big greasy pole. It’s the Herndon Monument Climb, and it first started being recorded in 1959. The well-built […]
Well, fuck me gently with a super-sized Three Bumps For Your Rump Anal Plug and call me a doctor when you’re done! It looks like I might have to retract my statement about Josh Long and Jimmy Fanz being “2013’s Most Aesthetically Pleasing Scene Partners“. […]
Drop everything else and pick up your dick! There’s a threeway that demands your masturbational attention, and you should be watching it and touching yourself as soon as humanly possible. Let me ask, do the names David Anthony, Hunter Marx and Jessie Colter mean anything […]
I’ve said this before, but I’ll say it again—Colby Jansen is on track to become the Best Dick of 2013. This could change at any given point with such ferocious competition as Andrew Stark, James Jamesson, Vinny Castillo, Paddy O’Brian and our current “Sexiest Man […]
Byron Kelleher is a pro rugger from New Zealand who plays for the Stade Français team. You might recall him from last week’s “Gay Ass Gossip”. He’s supposedly drillin’ the very-married Princess of Monaco! Byron’s Wikipedia entry notes that he fucks porn stars, and is […]
I’m not sure whether to laugh or take my pants off. Yesterday, while browsing through Post Him to find new subject matter for The Amateur Hour, I found myself distracted by this video of a hot cub busting out his “sexy” dance moves. He wasn’t […]
