In case you were wondering, I’m still not over my bizarre obsession with dick-hungry boy slut Tristan Sterling. Over time, his appeal has become a little clearer to me. He’s a tiny, boyish and somewhat innocent-looking young man who, like Robbie Turner and Johnny Rapid, […]
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SPOILER ALERT: “This Is The End” Is Extremely, Unbelievably Homoerotic
Holy scrotum! I’m still sort of reeling from the e-mail I just received about the new apocalyptic flick This Is The End. It’s not considerably surprising to hear that the film is super, super gay—James Franco is involved after all—but I didn’t think they’d take […]
Oral Only: Lifeguard Mark Attempts To Swallow Eddy Adams’ 9×8 Inch Dick
“Do men give head better than women?” We attempted to answer that question last night on Manhunt Daily, but after watching lifeguard Mark clumsily fumble around with Eddy Adams‘ massive 9×8 inch dick, we’re starting to doubt some of your responses. Now, we realize that […]
Flipping Out: Connor Kline
We’re fairly confident that Connor Kline will go down in the history books as one of the Hottest Cock Sluts of 2013. His meteoric rise to gay porn super-stardom has found him getting fucked by Connor Maguire, Andrew Stark and a laundry list of the […]
America Might Not Have Talent, But Jonathan Allen Sure Does.
If you’ve watched TV semi-regularly over the past fifteen or so years, you’ll notice that not only is it a bit shitter than it was before reality TV became lodged in our collective throats but that, as the years have gone by, the people who […]
Underwear Drawer: Danillo For ES Collection
Those dragon briefs are so adorable! Release that dragon, Danillo! This particular “Underwear Drawer” is spotlighting items from ES Collection. Seriously, I want those dragon briefs. And I will make like (a male version of) Daenerys from Game of Thrones and be all “I am […]
The Amateur Hour: This Luscious Bubble Butt Needs A Big Fat DICK!
HONEY! Did y’all hear about bitter cunt Dewitt‘s new contest? That triflin’ ass bitch just up and decided to throw a twerking contest last week, but like a DAMN fool, he didn’t tell Ms. Boulangerié Knowles about it until his ass got drunk at the […]
Your Latest TV Crush: Jamie Dornan
My beloved co-blogger dewitt has written about British actor and model Jamie Dornan before. He was the sherrif on Once Upon A Time and he’s totally in the Hugh Dancy category. Jamie is a gorgeous, doe-eyed Irish gent with a killer bod. He’s currently appearing […]
Oral Only: Aden Is Horny As Hell
Aden is a bi-curious fellow who’s packing a dick that’s 7 inches long and 6 inches around. Not too long ago, he sent a text message to Spunk Worthy‘s resident cocksucker that consisted of four simple yet oh-so-magical words:Â “I’m horny as hell”. Now, it doesn’t […]
Gerard Butler’s Ass Can Crack Walnuts, His Nuts Can Withstand Extreme Cold
Gerard Butler‘s body can perform superhuman feats. That’s probably why he’s banged practically every actress in Hollywood. Gerard gave us mere mortals (well, at least the ones in Germany) a taste of his fantastic abilities on the show Wetten, dass…?. They had a guest on […]











