The title of this post is a lyric from Hey! Hello!, a band who became something of an overnight success when their self-titled, fan-funded album zoomed up the UK charts earlier this year. My first instinct was to describe them as “cock rock”, until I […]
I’m convinced that I could have sucked Aleks Buldocek‘s big ol’ dick. The gay porn newcomer was spotted alongside Tony Orion and Adam Wirthmore, parading around in a jockstrap at the Manhunt Halloween party (as seen here). If I hadn’t been too busy being an […]
“There are only few things better than bareback ass fucking & depositing your load deep in a dude’s ass. Actually, I can’t think of anything better! Especially when that ass belongs to Aaron French.” In case that quote isn’t clear, gay porn couple Aaron French […]
Is it fair to say that Randy Blue has been knocking it out of the park when it comes to butts? From Justin Owen‘s perfect pink pucker to Andres Moreno‘s hairy crack, the site has given us a variety of gluteal masterpieces to admire over the […]
People never cease to surprise me! When one of you correctly identified Zachary Crane in this shoot, I didn’t think I’d go to his website or Instagram page to see art like this. If we’re being entirely frank with one another, I’m never sure how […]
“You should have kept your glasses on. They’re sexy.” I’ve lost count of the amount of times I’ve heard this directly after getting naked with someone. It’s become second nature for me to take my glasses off for pictures and hook ups, but at the […]
Pardon me if this post seems like total fluff. I’ve spent a decent portion of the day on Twitter having a heart-to-heart conversation with Mike Dozer regarding my feelings on his most recent bareback scene with Brad Kalvo. My brain can’t comprehend much beyond “oooh […]
Hello, Johnny Hazzard! My name is Dewitt’s Dick. I am a penis, and I am here to tell you that you are never allowed to retire from getting butt-fucked on camera. Everything about you makes me stand up like a soldier and salute your very […]
This is a goddamn travesty! Two enthusiastic Miami Dolphins fans were recently asked to leave a game due to their festive team speedos. What is wrong with people? Your team isn’t exactly a shining example of sportsmanship lately. These two are improving your image! Because […]
Salutations! This is, but of course, my personal preference as Dewitt’s Butthole, but I would be most grateful if none of you gentlemen penetrated me during my slumber. There have been occasions when I have enjoyed an erect shaft rubbing against me in a half-asleep […]
