IDEGAF. This scene is GREAT. Incest-y stuff is always met with mixed reviews from more vocal people – tweeters, commenters, etc – but based on the fact that people keep signing up for it, buying, and watching it, it’s tough to argue it isn’t […]
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Drawn to You: Peacock Punks
Luscious and joy-filled illustrations of all the best parts of men (the penises). If you remember a few weeks ago, I was all star-struck that Dale Lazarov was aware I was a person and emailing me directly and stuff, and I gladly agreed to […]
ICYMI: Banged By Cool French Dude
In Case You Missed It Wrap Up: April 18, 2016 Pretty solid week behind us. We had some birthdays, and some music swapping and today, if you’re reading this in America, it’s finally Tax Day! Which Titan has been prepping for all year! If […]
Billy Santoro is Getting Tea EVERYWHERE.
Ugh. All that tea is never gonna come out of the carpets. There’s been some light drama on the twitters this last week or so about Billy Santoro which I have been doing everything in my power to steer away from (if you’re interested, […]
*Shocked Face .gif*
Why, Mr. Lucas, you’ve outdone yourself. I used some reaction gifs in this post about Knockin’ Boots to explain the narrative arc of my reaction to the insane descriptions that Next Door Ebony keeps writing (from another room, in a different location, without any […]
Lurid Digs: Cold and Cranky
Nothing says “come over and suck my dick” like old -timey family photos. Gentle Readers: Lurid Digs is not the site you go to for delicate critiques of your decorating choices. But then again, I don’t suppose anyone willingly ends up skewered on that site […]
Knockin’ Boots: A Lovesong to Rimming
The Porn Title Generator™ at Next Door Ebony was broken this week. Oooooooof. I love some Bamm Bamm (I don’t know why they’ve shortened it up to just one M now). I just do. He’s adorable and hung and just knows how to take […]
COLT Morning
*Contented Sigh* I write a lot about being interested primarily in joyful and enjoyable fucking/porn, and no studio (maybe Cockyboys – idk) consistently conveys what those ideas mean quite the way COLT does. You never watch a COLT scene and think “man, I hope […]
BTS of “Taxman Cumeth”
I don’t think ANY of these people knows how to do taxes! I posted the trailer for the newest episode of Titan’s The Taxman Cumeth earlier today (which was good timing since April 15th is Friday, for all the American readers waiting till the […]
Squirting Without Any Stroking: More ‘Taxman’
“Highly unrealistic accounting practices,” said one source. Ok people. As someone who saw his actual tax man this week, I want to assure you that we are all going to the wrong IRS and accounting professionals. Not only did I not get to see […]











