Deviant Otter Should Know Better! A couple months ago I had this whole tirade against the hole in the board masquerading as a glory hole and literally everyone I talked to agreed that it did not pass glory hole muster. And now I get an […]
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Quickie: “Laundry Today or Naked Tomorrow”
With future superstar, Mike Maverick! This one is pretty straightforward (especially compared to all the story in this and this): Dennis West came to fix Mike Maverick‘s washer and dryer, Mike has apparently let the washer be broken for so long that he’s reduced […]
Late Run: RESOLVED!
It’s so fucking delicious. You know, I should have just known in my bones that these dudes would be Brazilian when I posted this last night. I don’t know wtf happens down there, but perfect, round, plump asses, glorious, tan, cafe latte colored skin, […]
Tarzan (or Why You Shouldn’t Fuck In the Jungle)
Seriously. It’s the JUNGLE. Everything is filthy. This one is a lot of story before they get to the parts where Luke Adams and Colton Grey do stuff with their dicks. So buck up and ride the wave: Stranded ashore a lush tropical island, […]
Captain America: XXX | Part 2
Black Panther’s suit is REALLY ergonomically designed. I’ve decided the way I’m gonna make myself like the Captain America:XXX series is by ignoring all the parts about Captain America and just focus on the dicks. And that’s turned out to be more complicated than […]
Captain America: XXX | Part 1
I’ll be talking to my therapist about this one. So this came out before the long weekend we just had and even though I posted about it here last week, I then proceeded to forget about it entirely. And now that I’ve watched it, […]
Damnit! This was a PERFECT holiday scene!
DAMNIT! I’m always glad to give you guys full length stuff to watch (I know how frustrating trailers are) but this would have been the perfect thing to post yesterday, if only I’d seen it in time! Maybe it’s never too late. Â Here’s the […]
This One’s Not About Naked Sword
Cute, arrogant, and can suck his own dick. Let’s meet Philip! There’s absolutely nothing that makes me swoon harder or faster than when a dude unexpectedly just pulls his own cock into his mouth and looks like he genuinely really loves it. It’s one […]
Corbin Fisher’s “Lucas”
Memory Lane is really lovely this time of year… Even just mentioning him in this post brought back all kinds of dumb feels I forgot I had about Lucas from Corbin Fisher. So, after posting that, I immediately spent the next hour+ lost in […]
Hot House is ‘Pushing Limits’
Push it real good. I can’t totally explain my fixation on this one. I’ve spent all afternoon bouncing around Naked Sword clips and I’ve watched this scene all the way through twice now, even though it came out in March. Now, like I said […]











