I’ve never thought about how good it’d feel to get fucked doggy style by Jesse Jackman. The latest few editions of In Bed With Colby Keller have had me thinking about my prostate a lot more than usual, and consequently, it got me thinking how […]
A straight guy is suing Bally’s Total Fitness gym in NYC because he allegedly slipped on some cum in the sauna, fell, and broke his shoulder. I am so awful because I cracked up at that. It’s a cum-tastrophe! Marc Moskowitz, 66, is unamused by […]
This was the scene I was going to write about before Colby Keller worked his magic over me, wowing me with his dick and then wowing me again with his dick in that utterly perfect scene with Dale Cooper. There’s a small chance my priorities […]
Don’t get too excited! For as much promise as the two names hold, Johnny Rapid and Josh Long‘s scene together on MEN.COM isn’t either of the two young porn star’s best work. Maybe it’s just me, but I thought Johnny was at his best this […]
Happy Monday, sluts! Like any normal human being, I’m back in the office swallowing hot loads of coffee and looking at a ton of gay porn. It turns out, I wrote about a lot of porn last week, and I wasn’t especially creative with my […]
He has muscular pecs, crystal blue eyes, an eight inch dick and an ass that never says “no”. His name is Kinky Kyle, and you should get to know him a little better, since we’ve already decided that he’s your new boyfriend. Um, what’s that […]
Question! If this is the second post I’ve written about turtle dicks within a one-month period, will I still have a job tomorrow morning? I’m willing to risk it, because James Unsworth‘s book Ninja Turtle Sex Museum is so deliciously strange that I couldn’t resist […]
Hey guys! I’d like to personally thank each and every one of you for making The United States of Hey Guys such a huge success. Unfortunately, my Manhunt overlords didn’t approve my proposal to take a week off, go on a slutty road trip and […]
If you’re young and/or inexperienced, it can help to have someone sexually creative in your life who’s willing to show you the ropes and open you up to new things. Liam Emerson finds such a guy in Cocky Boys‘ resident power top Gabriel Clark. He […]
My apologies if this isn’t sexiest topic for our Have You Ever column. With that said? Most of us, at some point or another, have experienced performance issues. Perhaps you couldn’t get or stay hard. Maybe you couldn’t “finish” when the time came for the […]
