Ok, that poster is smokin’. Slow claps for The CW for luring us in with Stephen Ammel’s sick body. He’s playing Arrow (It SHOULD be Green Arrow, but television people aren’t exactly comic book purists) in their new superhero show. Amell plays Oliver Queen, a […]
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Celebrity Skin: Robert Pattinson
As the only gay man in the universe who finds Robert Pattinson attractive, even I’m willing to admit that today’s edition of Celebrity Skin isn’t much to write home about. Nevertheless, the Twilight star showed a significant amount of skin in a sex scene from Bel […]
Would You Hit That?: Harrison Ford Is Bald
Indiana Jones got shiny. Here’s Harrison Ford with his dome showin’. He’s shaved it for a film role. That’s the official story, anyway. Harrison was sexy as hell back in the day, and he’s retained some of that charisma. Just not sure this is the […]
“All The Right Moves”: The Oxygen Network Finally Has A Show I’ll Watch
That was a lie. If I’m home after a night out drinking, there’s a very good possibility I’ll be eating something gross and watching Bad Girls’ Club: Mexico on On Demand. Trashy sluts beating each other up is very entertaining when you’re inebriated. All The […]
The “Real Man” Project: Mike Enders & Friends
Mike Enders, the founder of Accidental Bear, went above and beyond for his contribution to The “Real Man” Project. Rather than simply answer our big question on his own, he invited over a dozen of his friends to provide their personal definition of what it […]
We’d Like To Thank Tony Scott For Giving Us “Top Gun” Among Other Awesome Flicks
This is the sadness. Veteran director Tony Scott (Beverly Hills Cop II, Enemy Of The State, True Romance) committed suicide yesterday by jumping off the Vincent Thomas Bridge in San Pedro, CA. He was 68. CNN reports that Scott left a suicide note in his […]
Popular Demand: The Week of No-Good Cheaters, Disgusting Buttholes & (Duh) Attractive People
Dewitt is having a rough morning. The morning is so rough, in fact, that he’s speaking in the third person as he delivers today’s edition of Popular Demand. He would like you to know, if you’re not already familiar, that this is the part of […]
Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: Johnny Venture
Despite my feelings on gloryholes, I would wrap my lips around Johnny Venture‘s cock without hesitation if it ever popped through my stall at a rest stop. It’s fucking perfect! Of course, I’m a sucker (in more ways than one) for a man with girth […]
Caption This: The Bear & The Moon
Once upon a time, there was an innocent, wide-eyed bear that liked to wave at all of the folks who passed by. He had a friend in a pink hood. Her face was a butt crack, because some asshole put his butt crack in the […]
The Cock Buffet: Brought To You By Mick Lovell’s Crystal-Blue Eyes Staring Through Your Soul
Okay, fine! You win! I’ll finally admit it. I’m vaguely attracted to blond-haired Bel Ami twink Mick Lovell. This erotic epiphany occurred to me a few months ago, when I posted the first installment of the “Summer of Mick Lovell” series. Suddenly, I became one of those […]