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Don’t Fuck With Colby Jansen When He’s Handling His Wood (Because You Might Get Fucked)

Oh man! Isn’t it so awkward when you obnoxiously interrupt a shirtless lumberjack by throwing bottled water on him, and then he responds by throwing you against a tree, pounding your ass mercilessly and talking dirty about his “wood”? We hate it when that happens […]

Popular Demand: A Post-Holiday Recap With Andrew Jakk, Chris Crocker, Brad Barnes, Mitt Romney’s Blatantly Cum-Hungry Sons & Paddy O’Brian

As if it weren’t enough for Andrew Jakk to top The Ten and win two consecutive rounds of iPhone Wars, he just had to hog all of Manhunt Daily‘s traffic and take first place as this past week’s most popular post. What the hell, Andrew? Would […]

We’re Starting To Think That Tom Cruise Isn’t Gay, He’s Just A Lunatic Cult-Member Who Doesn’t Have Time To Date

Vanity Fair is publishing this CRAZY story about how Tom Cruise went about acquiring a new ladyfriend post-Nicole Kidman and pre-Katie Holmes. There were already reports that his Scientology handlers brought Jessica Alba and Scarlett Johansson in to meet him under the guise of “auditions”, […]