Everyone’s always carrying on about actor Jon Hamm being sexy as fuck. Well, they’re right. Here’s definitive proof. Dude hit the streets without underwear the other day, and the world got a glimpse of what he’s twerkin’ with. Even with those hateful pants interfering with […]
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This Is How You Raise Money For Your College Rowing Team
Why is it that every other country’s college sports teams know that nude calendars of themselves are the best way to raise money? What is it with America? Why are our athletes such prudes? The UK, France…everyone’s dropping trou for the camera and our teams […]
Coming Out Month: My Secret Pain
As we all know, coming out is not an easy process. It can take some of us years to finally gain enough courage to share our true selves with our family, friends and those we love… And, in certain cases, it can take decades. Today’s submission […]
The Locker Room (Monday Morning Edition): Chris Kluwe For Everything
I have a new love. He’s a Viking from Minnesota. He’s “aw shucks” cute, funny as hell, and has no qualms about calling out homophobic dickfaces about their stupidity. His name is Chris Kluwe and he recently penned an open letter to a Maryland politician […]
Josh Long: 2012’s Surprise Breakout Star or 2012’s Most Overexposed Model? Discuss Amongst Yourselves!
Should we be worried about gay porn pup Josh Long? Just as we were joking that he’s suddenly everywhere, he went and showed up last week in his 50,000th solo scene. This particular shoot, captured for Circle Jerk Boys, is simultaneously his best and his […]
Dark Dark Dark: Who Needs Who
We haven’t written a proper album review in nearly two years. Considering how rusty I am, the best I can say of Dark Dark Dark‘s Who Needs Who is that it’s “really good”. The album, largely, finds inspiration from emotional tension within the band. While […]
Popular Demand: The Week Bo Roberts Actually Acknowledged Our Existence (And Then We Jizzed)
Bo Roberts knows who we are, you guys! Here’s the proof in case you don’t believe us. Last Thursday, the model/actor tweeted the Manhunt account to relay the following message: “Just heard about the voting. Wanted to say thanks for showing me some love.” Then […]
Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: The Maverick Men
The Maverick Men live by the golden rule “You’ve got to lick it before you stick it”. There are times when we wonder if they live for it, given their intense love for rimjobs, butt play and drilling eager bottom boys. Cole and Hunter are, […]
What Would You Do?: Lars
Here is a list of things I would do with Chaos Men model Lars (if he doesn’t get too offended when I ask him for Darius‘ phone number): • Painstakingly recreate each frame from his “Serviced” video. • Stop at the moment right before he’s […]
The Cock Buffet: Brought To You By Wilfried Knight’s Butt (And Bob Hager’s Face Buried All Up In It)
We hope you don’t mind picking hair out of your teeth, because today’s edition of The Cock Buffet concludes with an epic flip-fuck between Wilfried Knight and Bob Hager. Okay, okay! “Epic” might be a bit of an exaggeration, but you know I’m partial to […]