Is Mike DeMarko the new Johnny Rapid? Ever since the power bottom twink trimmed down his glorious enchanted man-taint, my desire to tear up his hole with the utmost fury has slowly begun to fade away… Granted, I still want to fuck the cum out of […]
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12 Awesome Things I Liked This Week
Welcome to another edition of “Awesome Things I Liked This Week“, the redheaded step-child of The Cock Buffet… Except redheads are extremely hot, so it’s more like the hideously ugly step-child that your mom left in the car with the windows up on a hot […]
“Aww” Moment: Australia’s “Big Brother” Winner Proposes To His BF On Live Television
Australian lawmakers smacked down a proposal to lift the ban on same-sex marriage in Australia back in September. This setback obviously doesn’t mean fuck-all to Australian Big Brother winner Benjamin Norris. During the live broadcast of the finale on Australia’s Channel 9, Norris got down […]
Happy Holidays From David Beckham’s Body
David Beckham’s released a new ad campaign for his holiday line of underwear and loungin’ round rags. You know how super annoying it is when you roll up into a department store and it’s already Santa’s holiday kingdom and you haven’t even eaten Thanksgiving turkey, […]
The Amateur Hour: “Me N My Boy”
This lean, Australian fellow has a tendency to fuck his boyfriend on camera. The pair have uploaded three of their homemade videos to XTube, and you can watch ’em all in today’s edition of The Amateur Hour. How perfect is that? Very perfect. That’s how […]
Want Some Free, Naked Straight Men?
Here’s the thing about Straight Men! Some of the men on the site are, most definitely, not straight. Some of the sex can be a bit clumsy, but in a charming way that ensures you it’s real… And, gosh, this is some really amateur hotel-room […]
Ke$ha: “Die Young”
Ke$ha understands the internet more than any other pop star. The unicorn-filled, James Van Der Beek-assisted music video for “Blow” was pure genius, and now she’s trolling the “celebrities are all pawns for the Illuminati” crowd with the devilish new clip for “Die Young”. My […]
Everything Butt: Jack Mackenroth
On today’s post about Olympian gymnast Ji Wallace, who recently came out as HIV positive, there was some controversy in the comments section about Wallace “flaunting his sexuality“. I was quick to call bullshit on this sentiment. People living with HIV have every right to look, […]
Hot Or Not: LIVE SEX SHOWS
Unless it involves something off-putting (someone way over the hill, lady parts, a donkey), the answer to this “Hot Or Not” question is probably “HOT.” If you’re undecided about live sex shows, take a look at these stills and video from NakedSword’s Grindhouse 4, starring […]
Quickie: David Gandy
We really should include some sort of sound file that plays glorious heaven trumpets whenever our readers view a new post full of David Gandy. His hotness is Clash of the Titans-esque. Obviously Zeus fathered him upon a mortal woman and created a male supermodel […]